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Robert Kraft Enters the Concussion Protocol
Sep 18, 2026 Once again, the worst parts of the NFL and real life converge on ownership.
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Angie Nixon’s Not-So-Surprising Victory
Aug 31, 2026 Alexander Vindman’s loss only shocked the same people who underestimated and memory-holed Andrew Gillum eight years ago.
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The Corona Mind-Virus
Aug 12, 2026 Why conservatives can’t accept that the government helped millions of people in a time of national emergency.
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Ron’s Little Anti-Red Book
Jul 27, 2026 In Florida, parents brace for the August debut of an unabashedly MAGA history curriculum.
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Don’t Bother Making a Birthday Wish
Jul 2, 2026 The nation’s 250th birthday celebration is a disjointed mess — and a perfect monument to Trump’s shuttering of the ever-unfinished American project.
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Stupidity Comes Full Circle
Jun 19, 2026 Trump and his administration of oafs throw in the towel against Iran.
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Platner’s Imperfections
Jun 8, 2026 The oyster farmer is a muscled Homer Simpson — the blunderingly caring lummox doing his best, whom we’re culturally predisposed to hug and forgive while he figures it all out.
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Department of Histrionic Sycophancy
May 29, 2026 Markwayne Mullin’s threat to cancel flights to blue cities is an instant classic of Trumpworld theater.
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Springtime for Bezos
May 22, 2026 The billionaire’s self-pitying CNBC interview bombed with the public, but adoration is not the point of ultra-rich messaging — Nazi-shaming is.
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The Ballot and the Bullet
May 15, 2026 If Republicans seem desperate and capable of anything between now and November, it’s because they are.
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