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Department of Histrionic Sycophancy
May 29, 2026 Markwayne Mullin’s threat to cancel flights to blue cities is an instant classic of Trumpworld theater.
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Springtime for Bezos
May 22, 2026 The billionaire’s self-pitying CNBC interview bombed with the public, but adoration is not the point of ultra-rich messaging — Nazi-shaming is.
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The Ballot and the Bullet
May 15, 2026 If Republicans seem desperate and capable of anything between now and November, it’s because they are.
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Petro State Summertime Blues
May 8, 2026 The cost of Trump’s war will be felt everywhere this season, from the great American road trip to the humblest backyard barbecue.
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The Dumbest Conspiracy Story Ever Told
May 1, 2026 Last week’s assassination attempt wasn’t a false flag. But the long-term internet brain rot producing the theories is real.
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‘Tell It to the Judge, Roberts’
Apr 24, 2026 Even if they never bring charges, Democrats should treat the Supreme Court chief as a criminal co-conspirator.
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The 12-Year-Old Superpower
Apr 20, 2026 We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.
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The Art of Losing
Apr 9, 2026 This week’s threatened genocide and failed ceasefire are grim signs of our new normal.
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Operation Enduring Stereotype
Apr 2, 2026 Trump’s Iran speech may mark the moment he became America, forever, in the eyes of the world.
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Uncle Scam: Trump Taps Huddled Masses of Revenue
Mar 30, 2026 The U.S. government may be pocketing billions in immigration fees — with zero intention of processing the accompanying applications.
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