Lawrence Summers’ derivative bets may have cost Harvard $11 billion, but we didn’t see this coming. America’s premier training ground for millionaires and unabombers has resorted to late night infomercials. Ever consider a career in bonuses? Act now!

Don’t get too excited. This is (obviously) fake. — PZS

[The Chronicle of Higher Education via Larry’s List]

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