Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
This video details the makings of a conservative hero: a high school sophomore who purposefully fails Spanish to save his country, pledging to "speak American" instead. The Onion News Network's "Beyond the Facts" has more on this heartwarming (faux) story.This video details the makings of a conservative hero: a high school sophomore who purposefully fails Spanish to save his country, pledging to “speak American” instead. The Onion News Network’s “Beyond the Facts” has more on this heartwarming (faux) story. –KA
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