Bill O’Reilly is just beside himself about a new, ultra-confusing British advertisement for Heinz mayonnaise. He’s so troubled, in fact, by the sight of two men kissing (!) for no apparent reason (?!), that he enlists the aid of two other talking heads, Jane Hall and Bernard Goldberg, who are also willing to pretend this matter deserves airtime and extended commentary. O’Reilly is nearly enraged by Hall’s suggestion that the ad is about good-natured “gender-blending,” but Goldberg calms him down by sagely offering that what the commercial is truly about is “not a gay issue — it’s a mayonnaise issue.”

Watch the clip — via Queerty:

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