Six years after the disastrous invasion of Iraq, Britain's armed forces have formally ended their combat mission in the war-torn country. Believing that their role is finished, U.K. government officials handed over control of their base to the U.S. -- not Iraqi -- military.
According to the strategy being mulled, President Bush would simply declare victory over obesity and announce a plan to withdraw most low-carb products from supermarket shelves by the end of 2006. (satire)
You might not hear it from the US media, but the situation continues to deteriorate In the last few days: