Staff / TruthdigJan 12, 2011
Bad weather trapping you inside today? Well, stay put, lest you become like one of these hapless fools featured in The Onion News Network's "Snowpocalypse" faux exposé, good for a laugh on a wintry day. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigDec 30, 2010
First there was the "Genius Bar," and now -- at least in The Onion's satirical parallel universe -- there's the "Friend Bar," a welcoming space in which users can converge and talk for hours about their Apple products without scornful repercussions. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigOct 12, 2010
In a surprising new study, a fake scientist consulted by the source that at least admits it makes everything up, the Onion News Network, suggests that Americans perform the bulk of their fitness regimes while in a state of acute inebriation. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
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Staff / TruthdigSep 16, 2010
In response to a serious shortage in sensitive, eligible males in the U.S., President Barack Obama authorizes the unleashing of 500,000 bachelors into American society in this faux news clip from The Onion. It's unclear, though, whether they're technically considered combat troops. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigAug 25, 2010
The Onion mocks Time's glossy infographics and inane weekly updates on Jesus and depression with this biting parody. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigAug 24, 2010
A small note of warning to our readers about the content of this video: It is definitely, as they say, NSFW. It's a bit rude. But it's also, like many things that come from the Onion News Network, good for a laugh. Happy Monday! Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigJul 15, 2010
The Onion has a little fun at the expense of CNN's situational anchor and his "colorless monotone." Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigJul 12, 2010
Those of us who own Apple products, or who just live within a stone's throw of a major shopping venue, are probably already familiar with the Genius Bar phenomenon at Apple stores. The Onion has an even better idea for how geeks can get their fix while they splash out the cash. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigJul 5, 2010
Get your fill of patriotic celebratory rituals over the July 4 weekend? Or maybe you're kind of over it all, which would put you in just the right frame of mind to watch this rather irreverent little musical number conjured up by the Onion's twisted humorists. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigJun 18, 2010
It's about time that soccer came out of the closet, and the Onion's shrewd satirical sports reporters are on that case like a horde of sweaty, brawny footie players on a polka-dotted ball. You doubt this timely news bulletin? Well then, two words for you: World Cup. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigJun 10, 2010
Big changes are afoot at The Boston Globe, The Washington Post and other relics of the bygone print media era in their aggressive effort to retain the handful of actual newspaper readers they still may have This is one of those moments when the Onion (continued). Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
Staff / TruthdigMay 27, 2010
The highly pressing matter of H.R. 323, otherwise known as the "IHOPs Should Stay Open All Night So We Can Get Some Pancakes Act," may be a figment of The Onion writing staff's twisted satirical imagination, but we can't say for sure that ideas like this haven't occurred to our friends in Congress. Dig deeper ( 1 Min. Read )
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