Thousands of Tiger Woods' mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the golfing legend's press conference on the stadium's giant Jumbotron.
The Senate, with its endless holds and 60-vote points of order, may be the epitome of a place that knows neither victory nor defeat.
If you believe the chatter, Barack Obama is desperately seeking a white guy -- any white guy -- to be his running mate. Hopefully, he doesn't choose Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh, whose only major accomplishment is helping to bend his party to the will of corporations.
Americans would do well to get over their adolescent crush on the Illinois Democrat and be receptive to less glamorous contenders who carry real messages.
Potential White House suitors Chris Dodd, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Evan Bayh all refused to join Sens. Kerry and Feingold in demanding a timetable for pullout of allied troops from Iraq. Sens. McCain and Brownback, however, want the troops to stay as long as necessary.