Tiger: At Least I Didn’t Screw the Entire Gulf of Mexico
Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill.Fake News by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK — Sensing a public relations opportunity, golf legend Tiger Woods spoke out today on the BP oil spill, telling reporters, “At least I didn’t screw the entire Gulf of Mexico.”
Initially stunned by his comment, reporters asked Woods to elaborate on his response to the oil spill crisis. “I’m just saying, sometimes you can cause a lot more damage by drilling one hole as opposed to a thousand holes,” he said. “I’m just saying.”
Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book “The Republican Playbook.”
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