Startling New Lyrics to ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Revealed
Get your fill of patriotic celebratory rituals over the July 4 weekend? Or maybe you're kind of over it all, which would put you in just the right frame of mind to watch this rather irreverent little musical number conjured up by the Onion's twisted humorists.Get your fill of patriotic celebratory rituals over the July 4 weekend? Or maybe you’re kind of over it all, which would put you in just the right frame of mind to watch this rather irreverent little musical number conjured up by the Onion’s twisted humorists.
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Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New Verses
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