For those of you suffering from Colbert withdrawals while he’s on a holiday break, the pundit generously created this clip so, according to Colbert himself, you can spend Thanksgiving with the thing you’re most thankful for: him.

A week before Thanksgiving, on his last show before his vacation, Colbert anticipated his presence might be missed to ease the tension among relatives as everyone chows down on turkey or faux-turkey and cranberry sauce. But fear not because “all you have to do is set a place at your table, put your laptop on it and fire up this exciting new DVD: Stephen Colbert’s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? It’s Me. Stephen Colbert.”

Or you can watch the hilariously drunken, gluttonous pseudo-recording below.

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