Um, how did we miss this? Maybe you meme-savvy readers out there already caught this hilarious “Bad Lip Reading” spoof video of Ron Paul doing his best to win voters over by declaring, “I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit,” among other absurdities, but it’s a must-see for sure.

And we’re posting BLR’s Mitt Romney sendup too because it warms our black little hearts to hear him say, ” ’Cause if Madonna had a wooden statue, she just gobbled that sardine!” If Romney really talked like that at campaign rallies, we might have to actually listen. –KA

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