Who knew that California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger ate smiley faces for breakfast? State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano may have an inkling that this is the case after provoking the governor — Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Dog of the Week — to the point where Schwarzenegger, or someone in his office, embedded an expletive in an official document. –KA

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