Alabama Survives the Homopocalypse

You may have heard that gay marriage is legal, for now, deep in the heart of Dixie. Redneck News’ own Jeremy Todd Addaway reports that, outside of the squirrel population, Alabama is pretty much the same.

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For those who are having trouble getting the joke, the most specious argument used against the legalization of gay marriage is that it will somehow alter, degrade or destroy the lives of straight (i.e. “normal”) people. As you can see from the video above, JT’s junk is unaffected.

— Posted by Peter Z. Scheer