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Scientists Study Memory Loss Among PoliticiansPosted on Apr 9, 2007An “unprecedented epidemic of memory loss” is afflicting America’s politicians, making it virtually impossible for them to remember key phone conversations, meetings, and memos, a spokesman for the world’s leading brain scientists said today. The spokesman, Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo, is one of over 400 eminent brain scientists who have gathered in Oslo, Norway, this week for a high-level research conference to probe the recent phenomenon of memory loss that has plagued the nation’s politicians.
“The question at hand is this: Why are politicians so good at remembering contributors’ names and phone numbers but so bad at remembering everything else?” Dr. Kyosuke said.
“That seems like the sort of thing that a normal human brain would have no difficulty remembering,” Dr. Kyosuke said. “What we are learning at this conference is that when it comes to politicians’ brains, we have so much more to learn.” On Monday, a full day of the conference was devoted to a paper entitled “The Neuroscience of Scooter Libby,” followed by a keynote address given by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. While many attendees considered Mr. Gonzales’ speech a high point of the conference, the attorney general offered a different assessment: “I have no recollection of it.” Elsewhere, President Bush said he would devote the remainder of his term to fighting global warming, adding, “April Fool’s!” Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of “The Republican Playbook.” © 2007 Creators Syndicate Previous item: Praying for the Apocalypse Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig.
By Tom Herz, April 9, 2007 at 10:04 pm # When and where are the key officials in the Bush administration going to check into the hospital and get top notch medical and psychiatric treatment for this terrible new disease that seems to have struck a select group of officials in DOJ and the White House? Why have we not heard about any follow up to this worrisome situation (Accounts of Prosecutors’ Dismissals Keep Shifting). It appears that AG Gonzales, Scooter Libby, and other officials must all be suffering from hazy memory syndrome (HMS?). They all may have been drinking the same water or breathing the same air in those sacrosanct meeting rooms in the White House. I think even our president must be suffering from this ailment as well. Who else is going to come down with it when certain inconvenient truths confront them?
By Ernest Canning, April 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm # That’s it! Cheney “forgets” that his past lies about WMD, links to al Qaeda and 9/11 have already been exposed repeatedly, so he simply repeats them. And here, I had thought that he was just following the scriptlaid out by Adolf Hitler in “Mein Kampf:” “Propaganda had to be continuous and unvarying in its message. It should never admit a glimmer of doubt in its own claims, or concede the tiniest element of right in the claims of the other side.”
By John F. Butterfield, April 9, 2007 at 4:20 pm # That’s why teleprompters were invented.
By Terry Sloth, April 9, 2007 at 3:25 pm # An “unprecedented epidemic of memory loss” is afflicting America’s politicians, making it virtually impossible for them to remember key phone conversations, meetings, and memos, a spokesman for the world’s leading brain scientists said today.”
By Anna Catherine, April 9, 2007 at 2:20 pm # It’s about time! I can’t wait for the results. Do they forget or do they lie, and what’s the difference?
By Margaret Currey, April 9, 2007 at 11:28 am # Of course forgetfulness is better than telling a lie you can be caught up in a lie, but forgetfulness is very convient, of course the jury did not buy the Libby defense, when is the VP going to be called up surely he knew about Wilson’s wife, of course if you do not mention names you are free, after Wilson’s wife could be the cartoon character remember Mrs. Wilson? I am sure when Bush/Chaney are Impeached they will also have selective memory. Madder than a wet hen, Vancouver, Washington
By Quy Tran, April 9, 2007 at 10:00 am # “Why are politicians so good at remembering contributors’ names and phone numbers but so bad at remembering eveything else?...” Oh, it’s very easy to answer “because they’re no a complete human beings and sometimes have to borrow brains from others. This question from Dr. Kyosuke should pose directly to Bush/Cheney and their main slaves like Rove, Gonzales, Rice....and a very long list to follow. Only dogs never forget their masters even they have been maltreated !
By GW=MCHammered, April 9, 2007 at 8:08 am # And I forgot to pay my federal taxes… again! When they ask, I just say, “I have no recollection of any income.” Then I don’t pay. It’s easy. Just as seen on TV! At least when Reagan started this now haggard defense, it’s conceivable he had a medical excuse: early Alzheimer’s. Politicos print their government paycheck regardless of revenue then get their backdoor corporate payments too. Too bad *NJ State retirees aren’t considered politicos. ‘Cause sounds like government raided their coffers. But I’m certain no official has any recollection of where the money went. *Hint to looted NJ State workers (NY and California soon too)… check departing railroad trains and planes. Especially the ones headed toward Đas Capitol.
By Louise, April 9, 2007 at 6:19 am # Wow! So the problem is actually selective memory loss. And here I thought they were just stupid! Fortunately, it seems not to have affected their ability to count money! Uh ... well ... Unless it’s ours. Add Your Comment |
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