this is really funny lol….

Sodium-Na, September 21 at 5:50 pm Link to this comment

The “hands-on”,what?!
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If you gotta ask….......

Finally some people in the country have taken the matter into their own hands, so to speak.

ITW,

The “hands-on”,what?!

So I guess she intends to be a real “hands-on” senator.

You fellows are something else!

I have never chuckled and shaked my head so often in my entire life. As my wife saw that,she thought I was going crazy. I helped her get behind the computer to read your VERSES. She started chuckling in turn!

Because of such laughs for a change,I may consider voting for the loud-mouth,“HOCKEY MOM”, from Alaska,in 2012,if she is the nominee of the GOP!!!!

RICO AND RAY: RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE STORY IT STATES “HUMOR”, BUT I GUESS YOU FAILED TO SEE THAT.

What does it matter to Christine if a person partakes of this activity or not. It is none of her business or that of congress to regulate when and if a person can masturbate. For all of those claiming to be for less intrusive? government, this points out that they are hypocrites. If elected will she have a special “privates police cracking down on those who are self serving their sexual tensions as it does not lead to the possible impregnation of some semen receptacle ready female with a ready to fertilize potential future human?

And what will they do to you? Impose Sharia law unto you as Newt Gingrich is yelling about lately? Cut off your hands or worse yet cut off your other offending anatomical parts? And what if you don’t have health insurance, as these right-wing nut jobs want to deny for many people? Let them bleed to death in their shame of the crime of self pleasuring? Need to repeal that"pursuit of happiness” thing we keep hearing about.

But if the right wing fanatics let more people die, there will be less tax money for them to steal and less people buying over priced things from big mega corps, so they lose even if they win.

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I can only think o’donnell was abused in her
church by nuns or women in the higher ranks of
her religion for her to take this ‘stance’.

Whoops! Meant to quote Diamond, not Maani on this one.

I guess I was too “excited”...

Maani, September 21 at 12:45 am Link to this comment

But really, how can we trust ANYONE who has never masturbated?
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Reminds me of the old adage:

“In a poll 85% of all teenage boys admitted to masturbating.”
“The other 15% were liars.”

I cannot imagine a man riding a motor-scooter to a hospital, naked, with a fireplace poker…you know.  Nor do I want to…................ And even though laughing at another’s pain is reprehensible, it’s really hard not to!

But 2 things: First, at LEAST he was able to solve his dilemma without dying and second, he wasn’t a politician.  Milligan was/did both!

I’ve got a better one than that ITW. And it was another Brit - what is it with them? A man was sitting near the fireplace after his wife had gone upstairs to bed and his eye came to rest on the poker near the fireplace. He noticed it had a round ring on the top that was just the right size for masturbating. So he grabbed it and masturbated with it. Unfortunately afterwards he couldn’t get his swollen penis out of the ring. His wife was asleep upstairs, but was she really? Horrified with fear of discovery, he panicked and ran outside with the poker still firmly wedged on his protuberant manhood he jumped on, yes, as you do, his motorbike and raced to the hospital to get the poker removed. For years I could reduce myself to snorting, sobbing laughter just by imagining the faces of motorists and pedestrians when he stopped his motorbike at the lights. This is a true story. The poker was removed at the hospital by greasing his penis, if memory serves. So all you masturbators just remember not to use a poker: it wouldn’t be fatal in and of itself but a mishap could be so hilarious someone might laugh themselves to death.

“If you’re against masturbation, why would you want to serve in Congress?”

That actually sums it up pretty darn well.  A “do-nothing” Congress must be doing SOMETHING…LOL

But really, how can we trust ANYONE who has never masturbated?

There must be something really important going on somewhere in the world for a story of this magnitude to unfold.

Jaipur, I got news for you: When nations were collecting eccentrics, the UK got in line twice!

Remember THIS British Conservative Politician?

“Forty-five year old Milligan was found dead in Hammersmith, London.[2] The discovery of his corpse in what was presumed to be a state of autoerotic asphyxiation, combined with self-bondage and cross-dressing, led to a greater public awareness of auto-erotic asphyxiation and self-bondage and their risks. A bizarre detail of his death, which was the subject of much comment and speculation at the time, was that he was found to have had an orange segment in his mouth at the time of his death.”

Accidental death by…bondage, pantyhose, auto-erotic asphyxiation and an orange.

What politician in America could EVER top that?  Foot massages in the mens’ room? Tickling aides?  Good but not good enough to top Milligan!

I CAN’T “HANDLE” THIS!

What a bunch of wankers.

jaipurr, I don’t know what you look like, but all the people I’m always being told are “nice” are probably only nice to people who look like they do. “Nice” people don’t vote for their neighbors not to have health care, not to have decent housing, not to have public education (oh, yes, there are many tea partiers out there who want to end public education; I possess a charming essay written by a local man which was quickly removed from the net), not to have benefits when they need them. Scratch the surface on all-too-many Americans and you find greedy, nasty people, which explains why our country loves war and hates the idea of their fellow countrymen having decent lives.

And before some idiot sounds off to me, my state used to pride itself on being reasonable though Republican. Now all we hear is screaming about welfare and state government, a state government which is actually accessible to its citizens. Miserable people are always looking for targets for their misery, unable to understand that it’s internal.

“the Million Masturbators March could cost the city tens of thousands of dollars, “especially when you include the cost of cleaning up afterward.””

Now THAT’S gross.

And if the only group of protesters the libs can muster are a bunch of chicken chokers, the election is over.

I do wonder whether she is really human; are we really certain that she is not an alien from the planet Hypokrypton masquerading as a prudish matriarch.

Oh, the humanity; where are the signs reading “Carrot Cuffers Against Christine?”

The whole Tea Party view of America is a masturbation fantasy - maybe that’s what their problem is They’re not gettin’ any - and they can’t even masturbate so they take it out in angry protests

You would think Christine would have then- as now, been more concerned about the needy. homeless, the abused, and such, but she became obcessed with masterbation. She is also upset with government health care and stated,- all should pay out of their own pockets, -[-2002-‘03,  if no health insurance, but she doesn’t have a family, and at that time she had a job. She is against pre-martial sex but doesn’t condemn, Palin or Palin’s daughter. She also equated nudity with pornography, so I guess she showers with her clothes on-????

Delaware doesn’t even have 1 million residents.