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 Palling Around With MeteorologistsPosted on Oct 12, 2008Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin went on the attack today, claiming that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has long-standing ties to The Weather Channel. “What does it say about our opponent that he thinks this nation’s weather is so imperfect that he needs to be allied with The Weather Channel?” she asked a crowd in Tampa, Fla. “There’s a fine line between hating America’s weather and hating America herself.” Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama’s ties to The Weather Channel last week “when I was trying hard to read The New York Times.” “They said that Sen. Obama was hanging out with weathermen,” she said. “Do we really want to elect someone who has been palling around with meteorologists?” The Alaska governor went on to attack weathermen themselves: “By saying that the planet is getting warmer, they are waving the white flag of surrender at the sun.” Gov. Palin’s latest attacks came on the heels of a new poll showing that the only demographic group that still supports her is morons, sometimes referred to by political insiders as “no-information voters.” “It may sound like she’s spouting idiocy, but there’s a method to her madness,” said Tracy Klugian, a Republican strategist. “She’s speaking to her base.” In a survey of likely Palin voters, 62 percent said they “strongly disagreed” with the statement “One plus one equals two.” Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain’s practice session for the next presidential debate was cut short when his pants burst into flames. © 2008 Creators Syndicate Inc. TAGS:
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By charris, October 13, 2008 at 10:56 pm #
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meh. you’re no Onion
Report thisBy Anthony Look, October 13, 2008 at 1:46 pm #
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Spectacle, showmanship, and good times, with a dash of good old fashion christian hate. This Elmer Gantry campaign of McCain’s has not only insured the demise of the neocons, but indeed it as caused serious injury to the GOP itself; however, more importantly a severe blow to white American christianity and it’s hypocritical leaders. These “known information voters” have capitulated to condoning bearing false witness one time too many. From tacit support for Foley (Florida) last election session, to this circus of McCain/Palin and its lying campaign.
Report thisIt has become abundantly clear that white christians in America have no moral standing with truth. The ends doesn’t justify the means. The means of the Dobson Focus Family, the 700 Club’s Robertson’s Family and the multitude of white christian ministers throughout America; justify the judgment and questioning of all true Christian Americans and indeed any and all Americans regardless of their religion. McCain/Palin are the ones palling around with those that wave the “white” flag of surrender of their souls. It has become abundantly clear that these racists, liars and haters and worshipers of the false god of money have shown their true nature and not only are not repentant but blantant.
By loneagle, October 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm #
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Barack Obama, while hanging out at the weather channel went downstairs to the bunkroom which immediately gave rise to rumors he was hatching plans with the weather underground as regards sleeper cells and politically motivated upheavals of environmental magnitude set to go off in concert with economic timebombs sinisterly and malevolently set and concocted with the sole intent to make John McCain look bad. And it gets worse. No sooner had he left the upper deck than whispers of whither had he gone began to circulate, which, due to a rookie spelling error got confused with withering which naturally developed into withering fire, causing McCain supporters and fellow Palinites to cry foul because of the natural connotation withering fire has to a limpening dick, causing Linsey Graham to stand up in outrage at Obama’s unseeming and unfair playing of the dreaded viagra card, which Obama had actually not yet played and so on. It gets worse.
Report thisBy Big B, October 13, 2008 at 9:28 am #
I have always thought the secret lair of Dr No was in the basement of the weather channel studios. But it Sarah to bring it to light! God bless you gov Palin!
Report thisBy Kashilinus, October 13, 2008 at 1:02 am #
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Also rumored to have objections to violins on TV. (Sorry, can’t recall where this came from).
Report thisBy Opening Eyes, October 13, 2008 at 12:58 am #
Barack Obama breathed today. Terrorist breathed today too. Sarah Palin cries foul and reasons that he must be one. She forgot that she breathed also.
My husband thinks McCain/Palin ticket is toast. I said, “Yes, among reasonable thoughtful people, that is the case. But we don’t know how many unreasonable and racist people are out there.”
By the way, Republicans building a story about Obama’s interaction with Ayers is like trying to build a straw house. The weather winds will blow it all down. Keep breathing, Obama, and let those weather winds blow.
Report thisBy wildflower, October 13, 2008 at 12:09 am #
Re: Weather Forecast
Forecast for McCainsfield, USA: Cloudy with lows of 40
Forecast for Pallingsville, Republic of Alaska: Rain, thanks in part to fugitive moisture from former Hurricane Troopergate, could be heavy.
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