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Doesn’t Anybody Have WMD?Posted on Dec 14, 2007By Will Durst For those of you lying back in your recliner with your feet up, thinking that all the weirdness of ’07 had already unspooled and you had a couple of weeks to relax and let your blood pressure fall from tropospheric levels, I have news that will compel you to crank your footrest down to its upright perpendicular position, poised to jump from your chair and ram your head full speed into the opposite wall. Repeatedly. Remember Iran’s nuclear weapons program? Apparently, it doesn’t exist. You know. The nuclear weapons program the president said the CIA told him that Iran not only had but was going to use to destabilize the Middle East. Yeah. That one. Turns out they don’t have it. Turns out the CIA was wrong. Again. Who knew? But the funny part is, here’s the funny part: because even when we did know that they didn’t have a nuclear weapons program, we still kept talking about it. As if they did. We even talked about the irresponsible people running Iran and how they were in danger of precipitating WORLD WAR III by continuing their dastardly pursuit of a nuclear weapons program, which we knew, at the time, that they were not pursuing. Well, not so much we, as he. And you know he who. Our new National Intelligence Estimate reports Iran halted its clandestine nuclear weapons program back in 2003. But our intelligence community (and I use the term so loosely you should take precautions it doesn’t slip through your fingers like pureed oysters left in the rain) waited to tell the president that Iran’s nuclear weapons program was halted even though they had evidence that it was, because they did not want to make the same mistake they made when they told him that Saddam Hussein might have weapons of mass destruction about five years ago. Which he didn’t. Which they also had evidence of, but the president didn’t want to hear that and instead talked about Iraq’s WMDs till the cows came home and were industrially milked and produced cheese curds of shock and awe. So instead of making the same mistake, they went out of their way to make an entirely different mistake. They finally got around to telling the president about it in August. The whole Iran not having the nuclear weapons program part. And then when our president called Iran’s president a liar for insisting his country did not have a nuclear weapons program, which our president continued to insist they did, even though he knew they did not, they said nothing. You still with me here? Although, having been played as complete patsies in the Iraqi weapons debacle, may have something to do with why we are finding out about all this now, complete with maps and dates and a big red “YOU ARE HERE” dot right where the double yellow presidency and incompetence lines converge. Now the president is walking around telling everyone he was provided with faulty intelligence. Yeah, well, DNA is a bitch. The upshot of all this: Iraq—no weapons of mass destruction. Iran—no nuclear weapons program. Throw in the fact that since our Mideast misadventure began, we’ve misplaced 190,000 of our own rifles and weapons somewhere, who knows where, in Iraq, and I’m thinking maybe we should outsource our weapons location intelligence gathering because it doesn’t seem to be what you’d call our specialty. Will Durst is a comic, writer, actor and talk show host. © 2007 Will Durst, distributed by the Cagle Cartoons Inc. syndicate. E-mail him at durst@caglecartoons.com. Check out willandwillie.com for the latest podcast. Previous item: Romney's Religious Dodge Next item: We'll Always Have Paris Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig.
By David Earl, December 20, 2007 at 6:00 pm # Bu$h is playing Wak-a-mole aroundBu$h is playing Wak-a-mole around the world. Wak, Wak, Wak, Wak, Wak
By Cosmicbrat, December 20, 2007 at 12:52 pm # Look at the bigger picture,Look at the bigger picture, to see that the nuclear weapons build-up is essentially humanity about to run its last option, (it’s lemming suicide-process), before opting for absolute self-extinction to shake Law off its back, from its regulating from crushing most of living Life’s qualitative properties… Look closer to determine that War is essentially Money seizing a little more of Life’s reigns, in its base program.. being to spend all life ASAP…
By David Earl, December 20, 2007 at 9:45 am # What happen to the Gov.What happen to the Gov. Phones were we have to jump up and press the #1 TO SPEAK ENGLISH, if we do not push #1 we will hear all in Spanish. Why can they not push #1 for Spanish. Americans take the back seat again and there are more English speakers in America than Spanish. Who thought of this to waist American physical energy. Why can’t they push one.
By Cosmicbrat, December 19, 2007 at 8:01 pm # Every nation has explosives, which could blow up people… but America is the one who has the Weapons of Mass Destruction… America is running the search and blame away from themselves, to smoke screen the truth.. while America fabricates and proliferates and creates, its reasons and opportunities to test its latest evolutions of WMD’s on people… America is the “terrorist” crying “terrorist”, pointing fingers at everything not itself.. not unlike how religion preaches hell, while pretending to be connected to a heaven, while creating hell on earth, while pretending it’s “heaven"…
By David Earl, December 19, 2007 at 10:55 am # Well I see things like this, This was a War to benifit the Companies Close to the White house
By GW=MCHammered, December 16, 2007 at 7:56 pm # re: #120594 by Shenonymous Exceptre: #120594 by Shenonymous Except BushCo repeatedly lies, acts on those lies, spins bad results then lies again for more bad actions all with impunity. Alex Jones makes wild claims but follows with overlapping proof in interviews, photos, videos then lines up power broker names to events like ducks in a row. American sovereignty continues to meld with Canada and Mexico (behind our backs) and soon, watch BushCo or his campaigning heir campaign to privatize all our water. On Tuesday, keep an eye on the FCC as it pushes for further consolidation of the media despite public outcry and Congressional questions gone unanswered. Looks more to me like The War on Terror shouldn’t be fought in Iraq. It should be fought on Capitol Hill. “The answer to 1984 is 1776!”
By GW=MCHammered, December 16, 2007 at 8:39 am # The President of the UnitedThe President of the United States of America makes so-called conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones and his TERRORSTORM: A HISTORY OF GOVERNMENT SPONSORED TERRORISM and ENDGAME: BLUEPRINT FOR GLOBAL ENSLAVEMENT look like hallowed prophesy. Why would HE DO that? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5948263607579 389947
By Deborah, December 16, 2007 at 1:43 am # quick.....go find me another countryquick.....go find me another country we can start a rumour about ....can’t have us looking like we’re a danger to the rest of the world now…
By gus, December 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm # Answer to your question isAnswer to your question is YES - Israel and her puppet state the USA
By DennisD, December 15, 2007 at 1:13 pm # Our government is controlled byOur government is controlled by entities that believe the end justifies the means, period. Dims or Repugs, it doesn’t matter - just a different name on the check. Add Your Comment |
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