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The Not So Almighty DollarPosted on Dec 2, 2007By Will Durst Talk about how the almighty have fallen. The dollar is headed downhill faster than Bode Miller on a set of rocket skis. Think nose dive. Plummetville. Plunge City. Belly Floppo Rama. Recession is such an ugly word. Try walking down a New York City street these days without getting knocked off the sidewalk by a gaggle of foreigners brandishing a circumference of high-end shopping bags like a cardboard armada. Can’t be done. I blame George Bush and his imbecilic economic chicanery for subjecting us to these indignities. Spending $2 trillion on an unnecessary war. Silly boy. Lowering taxes during that same unnecessary war. Sillier boy. Policies that have prompted OPEC to make noises about following Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bundchen’s lead in asking to be paid in euros. Euros, hell, the lady should choose to be paid in clothes, because to look at her she doesn’t seem to own any. Somebody throw this girl a jacket. She must be cold. The dollar has sunk lower than a strip show flyer stuck to the undercarriage of a leased Lamborghini Murcielago. The pound is up to two dollars, levels not seen since the 1950s. The euro is at its highest level against the dollar ... ever. When? Ever! French President Sarkozy spent his summer vacation in New Hampshire. “400 francs and that includes everything, including zee servants.” Things have gotten so bad Russian mob bosses are back to using 5,000-ruble bills to snort lines of cocaine off of hookers’ chests. It’s like the October Revolution all over again. That obnoxious sound coming from north of the border: the nonstop laughter of millions of Canadians playing a little game they call payback, mocking the play money we call moolah: “Oh, so I guess you would be talking aboot American dollars, eh? Oooh. I don’t know there, eh.” Our economy isn’t in the doldrums. Our economy can’t even see the doldrums. Our economy aspires to the doldrums. Dubyah has turned us into a Third World banana republic. We’re Costa Rica to the rest of the world. With lousier snorkeling. Who can blame the hordes of Euro-trash from clogging the aisles of our Tiffany franchises like an extended family of hillbillies at a dollar store? Everything here is so incredibly cheap. We’ve turned into a discount playground for the world’s trust fund babies. High-end restaurants, the good hotels, VIP sections of our most exclusive nightclubs, Saturday night movie tickets: pretty much off limits to anybody holding an American passport. We’re the minimum-wage security guards of a giant high-end outlet mall known as America, just one cut-rate Virgin flight away from true civilization. Advertisement Will Durst is a comic, writer, actor and talk show host. Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig. Add Your Comment
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By John Borowski, December 4, 2007 at 5:05 pm #
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Every minute that passes by puts the American people one million dollars deeper in dept. For every man, women, and child there is a thirty thousand dollar debt to the robber baron criminals. Something like this would never occur if we had the intelligence, maturity, and good character to keep these criminal from ever having the power to do the American people evil. Unfortunately, we do not and never will have the high quality of Americans to prevent this abomination. One good thing is they will lower interest rates to forestall the coming depression and as a result it will enable the American people to pay the robber barons back with cheaper dollars than they borrowed.
Report thisBy TAO Walker, December 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm #
Margaret from Portland Oregon says of the privateering plutoligarchs (#117755), “....they help their own.” She might’ve just as accurately added that they are today well on their way to also owning their “help”....slavery, in a word, and apparently not nearly so “unconstitutional” as most of the already-subject citizenry still like to think.
This old Indian would be happy to recommend a way out of their at least partly self-inflicted predicament that doesn’t demand considerable self-sacrifice and plenty of real pain….if there was one. Fact is there’s not. The tormentors’ tightening grip on the domesticated peoples’ short-hairs will not be broken at this late date except at the high cost of both hair and hide.
There’s no way recovering their pissed-away natural Humanity, with its organically essential freedom, isn’t going to hurt like hell. Only those who, like us free wild Natives, are willing and able to grin and bear it, will be around to tell this Story to their GreatGrandChildren.
The good news is any number can play….paying only their precious attention.
HokaHey!
Report thisBy hippy pam, December 4, 2007 at 12:37 pm #
I’m just listening to his imperial hi-a**...Emperor BU*HIT talking on T.V.- HE SURE DOES RUN A LINE OF SH*T ON EVERYONE…..I didn’t even have to listen very close to KNOW THE MAN HAS NO CLUE…..Is It ANY WONDER THIS COUNTRY has lost all credibility in the eyes of the world???I’m sure the rest of the world LAUGHS at our “FRONT MAN”.....He cannot even pronounce NUCLEAR correctly[and I noticed “THE PRESS” went right along with the “program” and did the same so as NOT to draw attention to his STUPIDITY]........Nero WILL FIDDLE as Rome falls…..
Report thisBy groucho, December 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm #
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I love to read the comments posted by the economically savvy among us. I’m an ignorant slob, I admit it, but the only thing I know is I can’t afford the same breakfast today that I shot the wad on two years ago. Not to mention gasoline. The job prospects in my area consist of 20 janitor positions and 200 applicants for each. My union was outsourced to Dubai, and I’m trying to learn Spanish so I can become a landscaper. Has the
Report thisWSJ done an editorial on the benefits of bilingual education yet? I’ll wait for Tom Friedman’s take on it - I’m a liberal. I love your stuff, Will.
By P. T., December 4, 2007 at 1:57 am #
A recession is usually defined as two consecutive quarters of negative growth. (Inflation is factored out.) We’ll likely have a recession before the housing mess finally gets sorted out.
Report thisBy heaavyrunner, December 4, 2007 at 12:25 am #
Recession is when fewer dollars change hand in three, (I think)(or is it two?) consecutive quarters.
But when gas is $4 a gallon of milk is $6 and a one bedroom apartment rents for $2200, times will get pretty hard before that definition of a recession will ever be met.
The hard times are already here.
Report thisBy PaulMagillSmith, December 3, 2007 at 9:07 pm #
P.T…
I really don’t think you were referring to ME in your moron statment. Just to be perfectly clear, I have never, or never will, support Reagonomics (AKA ‘trickle down’). What happens is money given to the rich just gets greedily shortstopped, never reaching the lower economic echelons where it is most needed.
Trickle ‘up’ seems a more viable system.
Report thisBy P. T., December 3, 2007 at 8:39 pm #
“Trickle down economics has proven itself a failure to most Americans”
Report thisThat’s right. So stop supporting trickle down theories, moron.
By laughoutloud, December 3, 2007 at 8:36 pm #
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Does anyone remember when Saddam was grumbling about selling iraqi oil in the euro currency? Look what happened to him.
Does this mean that Giselle could be the next target of the US military! NO!!
And to PT:
Don’t know if you really follow international trade and/or currency, but the US dollar would have to fall a HELL of a lot further to even try to compete with the labor costs not only in china, but most parts of asia and the world for that matter.
Also, there’s not that much being produced in the US anymore for export. Of all the goods available to consumers right now in the US, only 8.8% are produced in the US. Compare that to 35% just 20 years ago. The US couldn’t even support itself, let alone create a climate for increasing exported goods. Thanks Walmart!!
Report thisBy Paracelsus, December 3, 2007 at 8:31 pm #
“Dubyah has turned us into a Third World banana republic. Were Costa Rica to the rest of the world. With lousier snorkeling.”
Oh shut up! You aren’t funny. You are just overpaid and sadistic.
Report thisBy Paracelsus, December 3, 2007 at 8:24 pm #
#117649 by SamSnedegar
“It isnt funny, Will.”
I have been wanting to say that for years. I feel Will is as funny as an insult comic in a burn ward. Many times I skip the Daily Show for the same reason. You are spot on with the feeling of times, Sam.
Report thisBy PaulMagillSmith, December 3, 2007 at 7:30 pm #
RE: #117743 by P. T. on 12/03 at 1:37 pm
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Of course it’s good for the bankers & bad for US citizens. Well I say screw the bankers, and the BS economists, who have dumped fictional financial models on the country’s citizens for far too long now. ‘Trickle down economics’ has proven itself a failure to most Amricans, yet numerous economists lauded it (and still do) as successful. STFU about your unwise predictions. We don’t want to hear it anymore.
The FED must go: http://www.justiceplus.org/bankers.htm
Report thisBy ocjim, December 3, 2007 at 7:25 pm #
We have the world where we want them. On the one hand, we can threaten to buy even bigger gas guzzlers, use more coal, build more coal-burning power plants, change the constitution to elect Bush to a third term, cause more mercury-ridden fish—that would mean a faster slow death for the planet. Or we could threaten to stop buying consumer goods (harder). That would bring a global depression until the euro becomes the standard and all jobs are exported.
Report thisBy Margaret from Portland Oregon, December 3, 2007 at 7:21 pm #
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On the west coast the shoppers are mainly from Japan, so these people are a little more polite.
Bush says we all gained from Tax cuts, but he does not say how much he gave the middle class versus the over 200,000.00 tax payers, and the one percent at the top got the most gravy than all the tax payers, but what is new when you have the right wingers in control they help their own.
That is the reason for trying to supress the vote in places where they think the people will go Democrat.
The Republicians always play for the rich and the religious hypcotics, another thing the Repubs are for control of abortion, and one wonders is it because their own don’t have many children.
Report thisBy P. T., December 3, 2007 at 6:37 pm #
Here is a good article, by economist Mark Weisbrot, explaining why the declining dollar is bad for bankers but good for workers. Click http://www.cepr.net/content/view/1355/45
Report thisBy Marshall, December 3, 2007 at 5:14 pm #
#117693 by Eric L. Prentis on 12/03 at 10:11 am
The national debt isn’t measured in raw dollars, it’s measured as a percentage of GDP and is about the same as it was in the 90s. Not historically high.
Report thisBy Conservative Yankee, December 3, 2007 at 5:07 pm #
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117716 by P. T. on 12/03 at 11:43 am
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“The American people, as a result of the actions of our government, has to live with a plunging U.S. dollar which is the cruelest tax increase of all.
“Exactly the opposite. While bad for bankers, a declining dollar is good for workers. It makes U.S. products cheaper on world markets. That increases demand for U.S. labor and puts upward pressure on wages. The massive trade deficits, as well as the decline of unions, have been devastating to U.S. workers. It is largely why the rich have seen their incomes rise and workers havent, despite economic growth.”
The view above is representative of the old economic system. Since very few items are made or produced entirely in the USA, the shrinking value of the dollar represents at least 50% of the price (today) of oil. Since all our Walmartized plastic doo-hickies are made in China, the pressure for upward wages does not exist locally. The “pressure” conversely, is for plants to move off shore to avoid any up tick in wages. As to the “shrinking dollar being bad for bankers” that is 100% incorrect. Bankers do not keep their assets in a declining instrument, they Go to Euros, Pounds, and Loonies and play the currency market. the only thing “bad” for bankers is world-wide stagnation, and even then they move to metal, antiques, and commercial real estate.
Finally, anyone who thought “putting something aside for a rainy day” was a wise move has seen the value of that “nest egg” decrease by 50% against other world currencies.
Report thisBy P. T., December 3, 2007 at 4:43 pm #
“The American people, as a result of the actions of our government, has to live with a plunging U.S. dollar which is the cruelest tax increase of all.”
Report thisExactly the opposite. While bad for bankers, a declining dollar is good for workers. It makes U.S. products cheaper on world markets. That increases demand for U.S. labor and puts upward pressure on wages. The massive trade deficits, as well as the decline of unions, have been devastating to U.S. workers. It is largely why the rich have seen their incomes rise and workers haven’t, despite economic growth.
By Eric L. Prentis, December 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm #
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Fiscal and monetary policy under President Bush has been a disaster. His fiscal policy of huge federal budget deficits over the past six years has resulted in the national debit increasing 61% from $5.6 to $9 trillion dollars. High budget deficits when the economy is going well stimulates over consumption, contributing to increased imports, higher trade deficits and a lower valuation of the U.S. dollar thus increasing the cost of imports such as imported oil. U.S. inflation in 2007 is increasing by +3.5% per year, up 44% from 2006. Monetary policy recently has also been terrible for the U.S. dollar as the Federal Reserve lowers the fed funds interest rate to bail out the banks from the subprime mortgage mess and insure that the Wall Street speculators get out of their stock positions at a profit. The American people, as a result of the actions of our government, has to live with a plunging U.S. dollar which is the cruelest tax increase of all.
Report thisBy P. T., December 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm #
Hopefully, the dollar will fall more. I don’t care about protecting the finanacial assets of rich bond holders. The U.S. trade deficit is unsustainable, and the dollar eventually will fall further, thankfully. Other countries, especially China, do everything they can to keep their own currencies weak in order to undercut U.S. competitiveness in international trade.
Report thisBy Conservative Yankee, December 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm #
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I love to say this over and over.
George Bush-(wacked)has a HARVARD Masters of Business Management.
Again
George Bush has a HARVARD Masters of Business Management.
Harvard that unassailable bastion of people who know how things SHOULD be done, but NEVER do those things themselves… Say “Hire illegal Mexicans to groom Harvard Yard”
If nothing good comes from this administration, the public sending their children to University may get a glimmer of what they can purchase (over $100K for an undergraduate degree)
George Bush, who gave us the worthless dollar, spending without sufficient income, low taxes for the big money, and high taxes for the little money, has a HARVARD Masters of Business Management.
Answer to that you black-robed, sheltered, minions of the master of deceit!
Report thisBy mary, December 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm #
And we still have almost 30% of the voters who think this administration is doing a great job, what a joke. I did get a chuckle from the article though…..
Report thisBy G.Anderson, December 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm #
Much like the sky, the dollar is falling. At some point it may be on par with the Peso.
When that happens, all those 401k’s that people saved into, all the equity that people have in their houses, and social security and retirement will also diminish in value, especially when people are living on fixed incomes.
The elderly and those responsbile enought to save, will be hurt the most.
At some point, after a certain amount of chaos and social unrest, the government will tout a new currency the Amero, to help solve the dimena.
Along with irridiating all produce before it goes to the consumer, (last day to comment to the USDA/FDA is today), this has got to be one of the worst plans in the history of our country.
Report thisBy Rhonda, December 3, 2007 at 11:33 am #
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I praise you Will…..you are the only one who has spoken the TRUTH ABOUT OUR FAILING ECONOMY.
BRAVO!
YOU CAN´T EVEN GET THAT FROM CONGRESS…..
As time goes by the free-fall belly flop of the dollar will come into clearer focus. We will all be crying so hard, we will need a good laugh.
Report thisBy SamSnedegar, December 3, 2007 at 10:08 am #
It’s all very confusing and not amusing.
Once upon a time, very long ago, the dollar was “backed” by gold, for which a large repository was maintained in Fort Knox, KY, but we threw that dinosaur away, knowing that our WEALTH backed the dollar far better than mere gold.
What has happened is that we have squandered our wealth, meaning that our natural resources cost more to mine or develop than they are worth and our labor costs are so much higher than global sources that at long last, we are essentially bankrupt, just as Ross Perot predicted. You can’t keep on paying out more than you are taking it for very long before you and the rest of the world realize that you are dead broke and just borrowing from China Peter to pay Ron Paul.
It is why we are in Iraq stealing oil, but of course we could steal all the oil in the world and couldn’t do better than about break even under our present mode or economic model. It isn’t funny, Will. It is what happened to Germany to make Hitler powerful enough to do all the evil he managed in ten years, and it was enough to cause George Bush’s manipulators to do all the evil they could manage in about the same length of time.
There is nowhere to go from here but down.
What is the good news? Well, we will have to start eating each other, and that will take care of the population explosion, and there will be more jobs in Mexico, and that will take care of the immigration situation, and NO ONE will be able to pay for health care of any kind, so another blood sucker will perish (the insurance companies, the drug companies, and the doctors doing hundreds of thousands of utterly unnecessary operations annually).
I won’t even mention the BAD news.
Report thisBy Marshall, December 3, 2007 at 5:29 am #
US trade deficit has been on the decline for some time now. But I suppose that to Will Durst, a shrinking trade deficit is a bad thing when it happens under a Republican administration.
Report thisBy BlueEagle, December 3, 2007 at 4:43 am #
If you want to understand monetary policy and what is happening to the US dollar, you need to understand the Federal Reserve Banking System.
A good place to start is Google video: “FIAT EMPIRE - Why the Federal Reserve Violates the U.S. Constitution”
Report thisBy thomas billis, December 3, 2007 at 4:41 am #
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In the short term the falling dollar is good for American business but in the long term it is a disaster.If OPEC moves off the dollar katie bar the door.A weak currency is indicative of the economy.If having a permanently weak currency was so good how come people do not want to be paid in Columbian Pesos they want to be paid in euros.The damage the chimp has done in 7 years is almost beyond belief.He has undone almost 60 years of US strength.The next time you out there want to vote for a President you would like to have a beer with please stay in the bar on election day.
Report thisBy lodipete, December 3, 2007 at 1:16 am #
What export stimulation? Our manufacturing base is now located overseas. The only things we produce are hot air and speculative paper, and even the paper is now imported so we can export it to China for printing. See Costco’s catalogue. How is it that a country with so many forests has to import paper? Or food?
Report thisBy P. T., December 3, 2007 at 12:36 am #
Will Durst, the falling dollar won’t give us a recession. In fact, it stimulates U.S. production for export. And by increasing the cost of imports, it causes U.S. consumers to buy American.
What is going to give us a recession is the housing bust—the so-called “wealth effect.” When people’s house prices drop, they spend less as they see their wealth decline. You can blame Alan Greenspan’s lousy leadership.
Report thisBy Douglas Chalmers, December 2, 2007 at 11:29 pm #
Somebody asked Will Durst to comment on the falling US$$, ha ha. Go snuff yer stuff….......!!!
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