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Down to Their Last BillionPosted on Sep 9, 2007Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve to protect their endangered fortunes, thousands of the nation’s leading hedge-fund managers marched on Washington today. Dubbed “The Million Mercedes March,” the protest was said to be the largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capital’s history. Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at approximately 10 in the morning as irate hedge-fund owners converged in front of the Federal Reserve building to demand stronger action to protect their imperiled riches. Chanting “No Rate Cut, No Peace,” the furious money managers were pepper-sprayed by police as their protest threatened to take a violent turn. Tracy Klujian, a hedge-fund manager from Greenwich, Conn., said that simmering anger in the hedge-fund community was “a powder keg” waiting to explode. “We have yet to see the ripple effects of this crisis,” Klujian said. “When these guys have to freeze their trophy wives’ shopping allowances, there’s going to be hell to pay.” Klujian’s words seemed almost prophetic as a mob of angry trophy wives looted a Ralph Lauren boutique in East Hampton, N.Y., later in the day, stripping the establishment of its entire fall collection. If the Fed fails to intervene, Klujian warned, an ugly situation among the nation’s wealthiest money managers will only get uglier. “A lot of these guys are mad as hell right now,” he said. “But wait until they’re down to their last billion.” Elsewhere, FEMA announced that it would commemorate the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina by returning phone calls from 2005. Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of “The Republican Playbook.” © 2007 Creators Syndicate Inc. Previous item: Truthdigger of the Week: Jack Goldsmith Next item: Mort Sahl and Mr. Fish on Clinton, Communism and Heroes Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig. Add Your Comment
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By sharerisk, September 14, 2007 at 1:51 pm #
To John Borowski:
I am glad you know at least one word of economics - - “fungible”.
Otherwise you are as incoherent as ever, never managing to string together a logical argument based on knowledge.
You are one disputatious American bozo who represents many who still believe the Earth is flat and Saddam Hussein was responsible for 911. I particularly do not care what you believe in fervently. True believers, whether in “progressive” or “wing nut” garb are better off at Wacko then on blogs misleading others into panic actions that will harm them and their families’ economic security.
Shame on you.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 14, 2007 at 1:25 pm #
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My dear cyrena, If you want to know about Social Security please read old books about economics. Its daunting to read three hundred- page old books. We have empirically found a trick so we can expedite the completion of a three hundred-page book. The first book read it all and subsequently all other old economic books just read the last fifteen pages of a book. The publisher and the editor will tell the author that they want a three hundred-page book about economics. Unfortunately, the writer only has fifteen pages that he has to say. To satisfy the editor and the publisher the author will begin at six thousand BC and work onward. At the two hundred and eighty five-page marker, he will write the fifteen pages he really has to say.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 14, 2007 at 9:31 am #
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My dear sharerisk: You keep the million barrels of oil. As long as I can give the paper fiat money for rent, food, and tangibles and they accept it Im happy. When I have to buy a loaf of bread for a dollar, Im happy with it. If the day comes when I have to give a hundred dollars for a loaf of bread today, and tomorrow they want two hundred dollars for that same loaf of bread, only then will I covet your oil. (At least I could use the oil to keep warm in the winter) If I went to the store today and wanted to give them a can of oil for the bread I doubt they would accept it. If I went to the bank with a 1oz. gold eagle (Currently worth $704.40) for deposit, they would tell me, sorry your eagle is not fungible here. If I gave them 704 paper dollars, they would gladly accept it. (I might even get a free toaster)
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm #
#100135 by cyrena on 9/13 at 1:30 am. Thanks. It feels good that my knowledge is of service to progressives. They are the best hope for this part of the 21st Century.
My dear John Borowski, I am not excluding you from the progressive camp. In fact, I read your post #100040 by John Borowski on 9/12 at 11:31 am, and some of your other posts on other threads. I do not disagree with your characterisation of the current state of mass brutality by the neocons as serving the wishes of the “Cabal” of Wall Street Warlords. Precisely for that reason I posted this must see movie:
From the movie ZEITGEIST at
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com
In the two months or so since it has been released, its been a sensation on the progressive blogosphere with nearly 3 million downloads.
Now I do not belittle what your mother, dad,and grandpappy may have passed on to you as age old wisdom. Such is found in Charles Dicken’s quintessential gentrified accountant Mr Micawber who uttered the famous words:
“A penny saved is a penny earned.”
Millions of people in the Anglo-American world have lived by this mantra; entire budgets, especially of right wing governments have been based on it. You should know how much misery this “wisdom” has caused the poor and the weak whose life supports have been yanked from under their feet and over their heads by wing nut politicians and an ignorant public brought up on proverbs. But there is also a contending Anglo proverb (probably by Dickens also):
“ Penny wise pound foolish”
When proverbs clash, the wise seek refuge in logic and knowledge and not remain “bambozzled”.
Please do not bring up that churlish “You got me, I am educated only till Grade 9” whine. LOL, I thought with your literary skills you could do better than that.
Look, you are an old hand at this site and I am new. We are here discussing with logic and knowledge. On issues of finance and economics, much as I would like to admire your mother’s and other proverbial “wisdoms”, you are out of your depth.
I have sold out to the “Cabal”. But it is always wise to know what techniques the Devil uses and use them ourselves without harming others.
I do not want to push my knowledge down your throat. It seems you have come to believe in what you patently do not know without knowing you do not know.
I have no cure for closed minds, nor am I interested in providing one. Please, you and other literary, non-economic progressives CAREFULLY read my post:
#100030 by sharerisk on 9/12 at 10:57 am
and NOT knee-jerk react with closed minds.
I agree that the Federal Reserve is is the bank of the Cabal as you rightly point out. However, it can print only FIAT money - - it can’t print REAL money. The latter is reality; the former is only paper.
To understand, consider one million barrels of oil in Alberta, whether or not one barrel is priced at $50 or $50,000 of US Federal Reserve currency, the number of barrels of oil, which is the real wealth, will remain the same - - one milion barrels! Reality does NOT become 1000 times more even if the paper money price is now $50,000 from $50!
All “Robber Barrons” and “Money Cabalists” know this foundation of all wealth. Only progressive lefties who read only literature, but are otherwise innumerate, don’t. Hence progs. like you panic and become “chicken littles” crying the “sky is falling”. You folks self- paralyse from taking bold action.
Simply put, it is NOT in the interest of the Cabal to ruin the US and world economies by bankrupting the SSF. Then their own wealth becomes valueless as there is no other buyer than the printing presses of the Federal Reserve; and 300 million people are in revolution hunting for their scalps.
They will not kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 13, 2007 at 3:49 am #
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My dear cyrena and sharerisk I’m bamboozled. My mother taught me everything I know. (Except sex, the juvenile delinquents taught me that) On the one hand, (I really dont read all of this because my tummy hurts from too much laughing) cyrena appears to be distraught about losing Social Security. Sharerisk says not to worry dear it will be there when the cows come home. Apparently, sharerisk then says by the time you reach the age to collect the money you put in to Social Security the world would have already stopped and all of us would have gotten off. Im violating a cardinal rule my mother imposed on me when I was a tinsy, weensy, itsy, bitsy baby. (Never argue with women, because they are Mother Natures secret weapon)
Report thisBy cyrena, September 13, 2007 at 1:30 am #
sharerisk 100030,
....They and I know that the day if and when SSF does go factually, not op-ed kaput, America will already be in the middle of a massive revolution and civil war, and the rich and their neocon allies will be running for their lives as the masses descend on them.
Get it?...”
I don’t know about him sharerisk, but I definitely got it, and I am extremely grateful for the free education. Matter of fact, having just gone into another big chunk of debt for next term’s ever increasing tuition, I feel like I’ve won a lottery with your posts. I don’t know, kind of like getting 6 units for the price of 4. And, no exams.
Thanks for the volunteer work. Makes sense about the SSF too. I got it.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 12, 2007 at 11:31 am #
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Once upon a time back in the thirties, our leaders realized that once the working people retire they would stand naked. Grandpa will be without any funds to ease his arthritic body until he goes up to listen to Pavarotti sing Amazing Grace for eternity. A plan was developed to take a bite out of his weekly paychecks until he drops from working. From 1930s on up to the year 2010 millions were pouring money from the Johnny Q publics paychecks into Social Security. Because of the harsh depression in the 30s and the war in the 40s, not very many grandpas survived to collect social security. After World War 2, the troops came home and did what rabbits in Australia do. This put still more working stiffs (Aka baby boomers) into the cash flow for Social Security. The beauty of this was this cash would not be redeemed until the year 2010 thru 2020 so the politicians would have plenty of time to play with it. Whether the right wing wanting to cut the taxes of the limousine people or the left wing wanting to relieve the suffering of the sub-primers, could raid the ineffably obese Social Security piggy bank. The two groups raided the fatty-fat piggy in an orgy of spending. They were honest enough to leave IOUs in the piggy. Doing it this way they could have their cake and eat it too. The only other way to honor these IOUs (They aint got no money honey) would be to borrow from the Federal Reserve. (A cabal that owns our printing presses and our money) Unfortunately, the Federal Reserve demands as collateral the amount of taxes that would equal the loan to restore the Social Security back to obesity. With uncounted trillions of dollars plus the concomitant interest owed to Social Security, you can imaging how much the Johnnies would have to shell out on top of the regular taxes needed to run the country. PS to sharerisk, you got me I have only a 9th grade education.
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 12, 2007 at 10:57 am #
From the movie ZEITGEIST at
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com:
“They have difficulty, those who have taken Authority as Truth than Truth as Authority” (Gerald Massey).
Borowski, that applies to you.
I am my own expert - - I have Ph.D’s in applied mathemematics and finance/econ/accounting. I have taught all these at top universities for nearly 30 years, and have trained other Ph.D’s. I have made fundamental contributions to our understanding on how the entire shebang works.
I am an anti- monopoly capital progressive and I am sharing my knowledge here free.
But because it is free and not written up in an “authoritative” article or Op-ed in some establishment media outlet such as the NYT, or in the neocon rag, WSJ, then what I am saying to you is “untrue”. Therefore you fit perfectly with with Massey’s description.
Here is an authority you may refer to. His technical writings you may not understand, but whose general opinion in the public domain is easily readble - - Joseph Stiglitz, Nobel Prize Winner in financial economics and the economics of information; progressive economist; former chief economist with the World Bank and fired by Wolfowitz for his progressive views.
Another is Paul Krugman.
Google these names
Have any of these people said Social Security Fund is near bankruptcy?
No. Why?
They and I know that the day if and when SSF does go factually, not op-ed kaput, America will already be in the middle of a massive revolution and civil war, and the rich and their neocon allies will be running for their lives as the masses descend on them.
Get it?
Report thisBy Chris BIeber, September 12, 2007 at 6:39 am #
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interesting not many comments on the article itself...which was quite funny…
now what is NOT funny is the fact that there are so few people today that know that the FEDERAL Reserve is as “Federal” as “Federal Express”.
It is a PRIVATE CORPORATION....a GOVERNMENT(Congress)CREATED monopoly(redundant as ALL monopolies are created AND MAINTAINED by government)..Just how did the US become the most wealthy and productive country on earth WITHOUT a central bank?????????
1913 while most Representatives were away for Christmas the bill for the creation of a CENTRAL bank was voted on by less than a hundred Representatives on Dec 23...one of the few who opposed it was Charles Lindberghs father who said “Now inflation will be scientifically created” and warned that America will rue the day that they did this.
A PRIVATE BANK with a LEGAL MONOPOLY..ie Legal Tender Law....
that PIECE OF PAPER in your hand...is just that...with ink on it… and it says it is a NOTE..an INTEREST-BEARING Note...so..who creates it AND OWNS IT collects interest…
it(the US currency) is a FIAT currency...NOT BACKED BY ANYTHING but at promise..by the TRUSTWORTHY AND SOLVENT Government.............
Inflation...merely an INCREASE IN THE SUPPLY OF MONEY AND CREDIT…
go back to Germany in the 20’s....bushels of money to buy a loaf of bread...prices changed hourly… and the middleclass and the savers dissappeared...leading to DICTATORSHIP.
With the FED running amock PRINTING("inserting into the economy") BILLIONS of pieces of paper…
where will this INEVITABLY lead to our(YOUR) country???
BTW remember those PoliSci classes??...how bout the 5th Plank of SOCIALIST Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto(which was the blueprint to follow to SOCIALIZE a nation)??? it called for a CENTRAL BANK with monopoly of capital...another BTW...the 2nd Plank...an INCOME TAX!!! and the 10th Plank..PUBLIC EDUCATION
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 12, 2007 at 5:24 am #
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My dear sharerisk: What would you say about a companys management that was a nobody company two hundred years ago and now is the most powerful company on this earth? Correct you scored a 3 pointer. In this example Im not talking about a company, Im talking about the US. The politicians whether from the right, left, or the middle have an army of expert advisors that inform them. Even their speeches are not theirs, but rather from an expert speechwriter. What you are saying is that the entire army is out of step and you are the only one in step. PS Don’t fear other blogees I will not charge you for my dissertations.
Report thisBy rowdy, September 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm #
truthdig used to have comments made by quasi intelligent chimpanzees’. now all the comments are made by pajama wearing losers living in their mothers basements.this site has no more credence than rush limbaugh. did any of you fools ever get past the fifth grade?
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm #
My dear Borowski:
I like your name--"Borowski";it is perfect for the subject at hand.
The obvious undertone of sarcasm does not serve your well comment which lacks coherence and focus. More importantly, it is all assumption and no economic substance. Normally I do not respond to such remarks in expert settings, but on this blog I am trying to help a large number of non-expert decent people free of charge.
The neocons are running a shrewd game. Progressives who are politically knowledgeable and humane, but economically quite raw, cannot counter their financial doom spin that paralyses the working class. This is the major failing of the American left and why it has failed to mobilise the working class and the middle class to end the Iraq disaster.
OK. Let’s analyse your comment. Along the way I will explain further my previous position on Social Security not collapsing.
The so-called “leaders of this country” crying wolf in your comment are just that; except that they are NOT leaders in financial economics but leaders in crying wolf without the foggiest about the difference between REAL wealth and PAPER money.
REAL means something that exists in REALITY such as buildings, machinery, forests, land, technology. It is not simply financial pieces of paper of FIAT paper) money.
The Social Security Fund (SSF) is something that most INTELLIGENT business people and working people would NOT like to see collapse. Why? Because if all that money from SSF every year does not flow back into the economic system,then hundreds of billions of the consumption by retirees will disappear every year. This is the DIRECT REAL effect on the national economy.
Do you know how much REAL economic activity that will remove from the economy? Goods, banking, insurance, medical and other service industry that already exists for the tens of millions or so retired persons and in anticipation of a steady stream of millions more every year will collapse. These are all REAL WEALTH effects, not paper losses. A tsunami of multiplier effects will follow that will destroy many non-retiree parts of the economy.
Second, there will a disastrous REPUTATION effect on all the bonds and debt obligations of the US that will cause international liquidity to the US to dry up. This second effect will be an even more enormous, disastrous and widespread than the first direct effect. WHY?
Because the SSF is an INTER-GENERATIONAL long term, debt obligation to the people of the US made by the US as a country, not by the curent crazy Bush administration nor the current spineless Congress. SSF is backed up by the REAL ASSETS of the Country. FIAT money suc as $$currency, treasury bonds, and other debt issued by the US is COLLATERALISED by real assets.
Of all US debt, SSF debt is the most senior. It has to be paid off first by sale of US State land such forests, land, buildings, roads, airports, airwaves, stocks of oil and other reserves, technology and so forth. If SSF cannot be paid, all other debt to China, Japan, Germany, Norway and on and on becomes VALUELESS in the international money markets by the collapse of the US CREDIT REPUTATION.
Then no other country will sell anything REAL such as OIL to the US based on the US$$. Do I need to continue further? Because this movie ends in a world wide economic collapse, taking BOTH the robbers and robbed into a hell-hole.
Do you understand Borowski?
So, SFF will NOT collapse; nor will it be allowed to collapse by both the current robbers and international creditors of the US.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 11, 2007 at 11:10 am #
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My dear sharerisk: Can you tell us why all of the leaders of this country are hollering wolf about social security, when the wolf is out to lunch at the chicken house. Is there is no danger that the people will be robbed of their money they were forced to invest for their future? The hollering is trumpeted by the right, the left, and the in-between. My money is protected by $100,000 insurance at the bank. If bad times hit and everyone went to the bank they would simply pad lock the door.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 11, 2007 at 10:48 am #
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My dear sharerisk: Can you tell us why all of the leaders of this country are hollering wolf about social security, when the wolf is out to lunch at the chicken house. The hollering is trumpeted by the right, the left, and the in-between.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 11, 2007 at 2:55 am #
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Get otta here youse guys. How can we correct, war in Iraq, theft of social security, destruction of our basic rights, justice for criminal wrong doings, penny tax cuts for Johnny Q Public, hundreds of thousands of tax cuts for the limo people, money stolen from social security to support the above evils, and lots more. We are a flea challenging an evil elephant to a tug of war. All together now, PULL!
Report thisBy DennisD, September 10, 2007 at 6:12 pm #
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When you live in the Bu$hian Zone where fact and fiction are inter-changeable how can I not believe a story like this isn’t real.
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 10, 2007 at 2:35 pm #
cyrena: don’t worry about social security funds, dear. I am not giving you and others who blog on this site fatuous advice. This worry about evaporating SSF is the most paralysing among folks. But it is not rational. It is caused by reading journalists who themsleves don’t know how to count, projecting their own fears on gullible people.
So here is a worry-stopper explanation. Please spread this among friends and other general decent working families and folk. If you need further explanation, just blog here. I’ll try and explain as simply as possible and as early as I can. Take care of all your folk, especially kids and elderly for the next several months with the planning I have shown in my other post below. Things are moving fast. Hard working, decent folk should be prepared with these simple measures.
Now listen carefully dear. The SSF will NOT go bankrupt nor can it be looted.
Why?
Because if and when that happens, the entire country and probably the rest of the world will be in total chaos and so you and your folk will not be alone. Second, SSF is not stored as currency to the tune of $60 trillion in some vault in DC. It is simply a commitment by the US as whole, not just some government in power, to pay back what people have contributed as insurance from their wages.
US Social Security is BIGGEST HEDGE FUND of all IN THE WORLD. But there is a difference between the speclative hedge funds going belly up and SSF. SSF is based in US Treasuries and so is safest because it is backed up by all the REAL WEALTH (not the paper currency) in the country - - forests, land, roads, cities, EVERYTHING publicly owned. Can you imagine what price the US as country would fetch if it were put up for sale?
Third, countries like China, Japan, Germany etc. who have leant the US about $4-6 trillion have everything to lose if the REAL wealth of the US becomes valueless.
I hope this is enough. Yes there are big time crooks at work; but if they want REAL WEALTH, they are going to make damn sure that the people who are the backbone of this wealth do not make that wealth disappear. So dear, stop worrying about SSF going poof as that has as much chance of occuring as the Moon crashing on Earth. Simply take care of the immediate period with the “village” hedge fund strategy I have explained in my other post.
Organise now locally, 10-20 families at a time. Then network across villages. I’ll explain that when the time comes.
God Bless
Report thisBy Louise, September 10, 2007 at 1:47 pm #
Breaking ...
Capital police are reporting the most massive traffic jam in DC history!
“It’s terrible!” Reports Captain Jock E. Short, commander of the nations capital police. “I’ve never seen anything like it! Cars piled up everywhere, and they just keep coming! It’s like nobody driving knows where the breaks are,” he exclaimed as he jumped out of the way of a limo being catapulted towards him.
Capital press people converging on the scene, are having difficulty sorting out what’s going on, because they have to keep running for cover!
Ms. Landa Goshen, secretary to Captain Short has managed to reach the private phone of one of the nations leading hedge-fund managers, Rollo Hawg. According to Ms. Dah, he said his nanny and housecleaner and driver have all gone on strike. “I was afraid this might happen he said,” speculating the strike may be bigger than he realized. “I cant remember how to drive, so in spite of my alarm about my fortune, I decided not to join the billion dollar protest today.”
When asked why the housekeepers, nannies and drivers to the filthy rich had gone on strike, he responded,
“Lord if I know, I cant understand Spanish!”
Meanwhile, back at the capital, lawmakers are hiding under their desks, following the rapid fire rumor al-Qaida had commandeered the Wall Street Fleet!
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 10, 2007 at 1:20 pm #
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Get otta here youse guys! Dont you know this article was written for humor and not for fact? There was no limousine protest parade by the big boys (The dumb ones). If there were Bushs limo would be right out in front. This articles motive was to make you laugh.
Report thisBy cyrena, September 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm #
#99569 by ocjim on 9/10 at 5:44 am
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Are there no members of the Bush family involved in the subprime hedge fund debacle? I thought it was a Bush tradition for involvement in all the get-rich schemes.
OCJIM :
The answer to your question is YES! There are surely bushies involved in this, as they have been for decades. At least in Texas, they started this long ago, at least 15 or so years, maybe longer. My own home there was literally stolen from right under my feet, and over my head 6 years ago, and at the time, it could ONLY have happened there, the way that it happened, with is still pretty unexplainable to anyone other than a corporate crook. Even I cant begin to explain it, without fear that somebody will come and lock me up in a facility of some sort, just on GIP. (General Insanity Principle).
And, thats because .even though the criminal family is involved, theres never a way to actually trace anything back to them, especially not for a common citizen. (I tried my own version of the Erin Brocavich accomplishment, but no luck) And those who might be able to help, are rendered equally impotent, via various measures. But, because it sounds like something out of a bad mystery or espionage novel, (or the very old racist and sexist south) nobody much wants to sign on to sorting it all out. Of course back then, when these things were happening very selectively, and to unimportant folk with no political power, its been able to continue, and get to this point, where it has effected the entire economy, since far more folks have been victimized now, and of course now its affecting even the wealthy. (which we knew would happen eventually). So, it couldnt be kept under wraps any longer.
I see the subprime debacle as similar to the Enron collapse, and the criminal family never feels any responsibility for any of this, which is why Skilling is now whining about needing a new trial.
The dirty bastards!!!
Sharerisk#99610
Thanks for this intro/primer on setting up a hedgefund/OTC arrangement. Ive known that I need to do this for my own family and extended family, since it includes elders, middles, and kids, with me as the chief-boomer in charge, and NOT because I ever wanted to be, but just because its the way things have worked out. And, Im frankly worried that so much of our income has to come from the government, in the form of Social Security Retirement income. What if they just decide to stop paying the millions of us who are not so much entitled to it, as it is OUR MONEY. My parents dont have that fear, because they just assume that social security will continue to pay them until they die, because thats how the system has been set up, since it was established after the New Deal.
But, who KNOWS what these guys in DC might do next?
So, Ive gotta budget in for passports now too, which is a bit ironic, since theres not much place to run, and we sure cant eat those passports, or even use them for toilet paper.
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 10, 2007 at 10:56 am #
Most folks are scared out of their wits more by the prospect of doing basic arithmetic on their own finances and how the money system works than they are about protesting the war. The current paraysis among the 65% of us whose conscience is seared with outrage against this unjust war, its death and destruction and its wanton destruction of both our wealth and the Iraqis wealth, is inability to secure oneself against risk of economic depression that people fear will result from closure of the MIC.
What progressives with facility with econ, finance, accounting and even basic arithmetic of compound interest should do is to write on websites like this with simple techniques—“hedge funds” for the people as it were - - to insure against risk locally and start feeling empowered.
I’ll start with a easily implementable local hedge fund - - sharing and hedging away food and shelter risk among very small groups of just ten or so families. Trust is required for this to succeed because this can’t be backed up by legal contracts. Then you will be dependent on The Powers TB for enforcement and you are back on square one. The whole idea is to separate out from a financial system that imprisons us and thereby makes us complicit in the war and empowers the warlords on WS.
Start a contingency fund among the group to take care of the kids and the elderly when somebody whose income supports them loses it. It will require sacrifice of some present consumption among the group for the next year or so for putting up an emergency fund to take care of matters for a few weeks for the family that has lost income. Diversify families in the group to ensure not all families are affected simultaneously. So the group should not all belong to the same workplace. This will require coordination across immediate localities. A trustworthy coordinator such as a progressive, prog. teacher, a progresive pastor and so forth is needed.
Plan also for the contingency that the affected family will remain in economic need longer than say 2-3 weeks. Again, top of all social security, unemployment insurance etc. by taking in kids and elderly dependents or just taking care of their food and living needs.
Just having this plan in place is a “hedge fund”. It will relieve many of the paralysing fear gripping ordinary folks and free them to face down the warlords of WS.
Enemy of State, yes that’s true. But a large part of the billion dollar hedging gambles are carried out in the the so called “Over the Counter Market” (OTC). There is no SEC oversight there.
Its daily volume is about four times larger than all the VISIBLE stock and options exchanges (NYSE,NASDAQ etc) combined.
My point is that ordinary folk can never get into these deals individaully. But they can create their own local “OTC”, as it were, as I mentioned above. This is just a start.
cyrenna, how true. Yet it is precisely this mentality of “what affects you is not my concern” (your recession-depression metaphor is apt) prevents a local hedge fund and “share risks”.
Report thisBy Nate, September 10, 2007 at 10:44 am #
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LOL LOL LOL. The rich are like big crybabies who never had to put their toys away and grow up. I really hope this ruins their day, week, month, year and hopefully the rest of thier lives because most of them don’t deserve one to begin with. They are in for a biiiiig surprise in the long run.
Report thisBy John Borowski, September 10, 2007 at 10:30 am #
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The hedge-fund managers may be mad as hell, but they will have to learn to take it some more. If Bush invites the worlds religious leaders to the next visitation by god and they all put their heads together, maybe they could figure a way out so the hedgees dont fall in the soup.
Report thisBy ocjim, September 10, 2007 at 5:44 am #
Are there no members of the Bush family involved in the subprime hedge fund debacle? I thought it was a Bush tradition for involvement in all the get-rich schemes.
Report thisBy cognitorex, September 10, 2007 at 3:56 am #
CEOs protest embezzlement law changes
The SEC Mulls CEO Comp Accounting Change
Report this.
America’s Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB) and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) chiefs are close to deciding that salary and perks exceeding five million dollars annually can not rationally be deemed pay for work expended. Payouts of five million to hundreds of millions would quite boggle the minds of both Adam Smith and Karl Marx, said one insider, “off, off, off the record.”
Going forward, the recommendation will be that executive remuneration exceeding five mil annually will be construed as a disbursement of corporate capital. Henceforth these deductions from a company’s capital account must be subject to a public vote and agreed to per amounts by boards, directors, trustees and not so trust-ees as the case may be.
The new accounting Pronouncement will reflect that mega salaries in excess of the maximum five mil will be considered as an allocation of corporate capital which will no longer qualify for accounting treatment as a corporate expense.
A number of CEO’s have formed a study committee particularly in response to the IRS position of “You can call it capital or you can call it Swiss cheese, we’re still taxing exec’ pay at the highest personal rate possible.”
“There’s a fundamental lack of fairness here,” whinged the corporate CEO’s.
They, the potentially afflicted CEOs, vociferously pointed out that, “This change is counterintuitive, even embezzlement is treated as a deductible expense.”
Shareholders, mostly wearing Abu Ghraib style hooding to protect their identities, were cautiously pessimistic.
craig johnson cognitorex blogspot
By cyrena, September 9, 2007 at 9:45 pm #
#99509 by sharerisk
...."If hedge fund owners, managers and promoters are now losing their shirts on the subprime fiasco, then they should take it on the chin in proper capitalist fashion as they incessantly and zealously advocate the rest the great unwashed to do."…
Sharerisk,
I agree with you a thousand percent, and then some!!!
And, it looks like they did in fact post your comment. There appears to be a delay sometimes, and other times, they don’t post the stuff at all.
Still, I’m glad you made this point. It reminds me of a comment by a colleague back at the beginning of the decline, when some could see this coming. He quoted the American mentality that determined the health of the “economy” as in, “When you’re neighbor loses their job, it’s a “recession”. When you lose your job too, it’s a “depression”.
All was well in the fantasy until these guys got down to their own last billion. Now we’re all supposed to panic, and make sure we do whatever the unwashed are required to do, to make sure they get some help.
Problem is, there really aren’t many left to steal from. It’s like, if they’re down to their last billion, what do they think the rest of us have?
I guess they’ll just get their friends to print some more money. I just don’t know how long that’s gonna hold up either.
Thanks God China has shown a bit of restraint, eh?
They could pretty much demolish any plans for even trickle down crumbs.
Report thisBy Enemy of State, September 9, 2007 at 5:05 pm #
sharerisk: All so very true. But of course the old statement
“If you owe the bank a million the bank owns you. But if you owe the bank a billion you own the bank” applies. Translation if the big hedge funds crash too severely, the rest of us will suffer from the economic dislocation.
Actually the hedge-fund managers are mostly in good shape, they created a stategy which would pay off handsomly in say 9 out of ten years, but crash horribly in the unlucky year. They were able to collect their outrageous fees during the good years, it is their clients (mostly rich people, but increasingly “institutions”, such as university endowments, and even retirement funds) whi will suffer the big loses.
So if the hedge-fund managers didn’t invest most of their own questionably gotten wealth in their own funds, they probably have enough cash left to keep their trophy wives from seeking greener pastures.
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 9, 2007 at 3:18 pm #
As an academic expert in finance for the last 30 years, the meaning of the terms “hedge”, “hedging” and “hedge funds” is “design a portfolio of csah investments in financial instruments [ aka ‘securities’, ‘options’, ‘exotic options’ etc]” to withstand “risks” (or contingencies). Since all people need not have identical subjective beliefs about the risks, there is demand for a variety of “hedge funds”.
If hedge fund owners, managers and promoters are now losing their shirts on the subprime fiasco, then they should take it on the chin in proper capitalist fashion as they incessantly and zealously advocate the rest the great unwashed to do.
But these hypocritical, neocon true believers now want the Federal Reserve, the monetary arm of the Federal Government, to act as an insurer of last resort and bail them out. Whatever happened to their capitalist credo - - “Government should stay out of the Markets”?
Today millions of the working classes are losing their homes for mistakenly betting on teaser “subprime” mortgages that have become “above prime” in a bad economic climate in which their incomes have not gone up.
The merciless barons of Wall Street Wealth say: this bad economic climate is risk the working poor are supposed to have seen and hedged against according to the capitalist credo. The Gov’t, should not bail them out as that would vitiate “market discipline”.
Then why shouldn’t markets also discipline the hedge fund millionaires and billionaires?
They should immediately go to e-Bay and put up trophy wives and their trinkets, the hunfred foot yacht up for sale.
If the Fed bails them out we shall have another demonstration as to who owns the money supply and why the super rich win no matter what stupid risks they take.
Report thisBy riskshare, September 9, 2007 at 2:11 pm #
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Where is my comment? It did not use any abusive language but was a sarcastic take on the “hedge” in hedge funds.
Report thisBy sharerisk, September 9, 2007 at 1:41 pm #
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I believe the term “hedge fund” means that the owners are hedged against all contingencies without “Big Government” help in true capitalist fashion. Asking for Fed help is asking the “Government of the People” to bail them out in a contingency that their hedge fund strategy did not properly insure them. Therefore as they expect working class people to take it on the chin when they lose their homes to the “subprime” scam which the hedge funds backed, these billionaire supporters of neocons living in NYC should also prepare to lose a couple of teeth or a few trophy wives to hedging gone haywire.
I have a suggestion: They can televise a high stakes poker game in which trophy wives and their trinkets are the stake.
This has been tried before - - just before the great war in India thousands of years ago called the MAHABHARAT - - world war (in which Krishna participated) - - when the five princely sons(PANDAVAS)of the “good” king put up their joint wife Draupadi in a dice game.
Big audience then, and big audience now.
Gamble well
sharerisk
Report thisBy THOMAS BILLIS, September 9, 2007 at 12:15 pm #
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Do not be fooled these people are important for you and I.The more money they have the more can trickle down to the rest of us.When rich people say” piss on those poor bastards” they are just restating the trickle down theory.
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