Now Herb don’t go gettin’ the DT’s. You could call Borowitz a lot of things, but stupid’s sure hell not one of ‘em.

Sounds about right for someone who probably still hasn’t sobered up and calls the constitution “just a piece of paper.” The way he has been treating it, he probably should have said “just a piece of toilet paper.”

Stupid are those who call stupid!!!!!!

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!  We’ve been scamed!  Doesn’t the liberal internet tell us everyday that CHRISTIANS are behind the White House policies because bush claims to be Christian!

Now we find out he’s too dumb to lead a Girl Scout troop!

SO WHO IS BEHIND THE ANTICS OF THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE!

More importantly - shouldn’t we be wondering why liberals are constantly attacking Christians if they knew all along Bush is a stooge and a moron!

So tell us liberals!  Who is actually behind our holocaust in the middle east?

Thanks to Andy Borowitz for this gem. It will certaily be read by millions of people all over the world.

I wish white house reporter would ask Snowjob if
the president actually read the whole letter.

His Excellency, W (BPUH), could have asked the Weekly Standard / AEI cheering squads to decipher the letter and draft a plausible reply.  It need not propose any direct talks, since Ahmadinejad’s letter did not ask for any. 

W’s trouble would be a lack of answers for many of the Iranian’s questions.  W has no appetite to defend Western Liberalism, has bigger priorities than the capture of 9/11 authors, and has no clue how to sell US policies to the Middle East.

Here’s an actual rational and beautiful response to
Bush. What inanity to not answer the letter.

Well, he might have to admit he is wrong!!!!

http://www.rense.com/general71/unas.htm

Why don’t you plaster the word SATIRE at the beginning of this column like they do on MSNBC.

GWB is an illiterate cretin who is going to be laughed out of office and impeached as a common criminal.

I look forward to seeing him, Cheyne and Bumsfeld sweating in a cell, on death row.

Yeah, we remember 911 ..

http://whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html

Priceless satire!

I agree 100% with True Zionist. For an American goy to die or suffer major injuries fighting for Greater Israel is the most noble thing he could do.

While facing an 18 page challenge I heard the WH with its usual fondness for secrecy refused to reveal the print size in the letter.

Dear Americans,

Stop insulting your President. He is a good President. We must kill the Muslims and protect Israel. We are your brothers…remember 911. They have killed your love ones. Israel’s enemy is your enemy… remember that. We are the chosen people and God says so. So you Americans should be glad to die for Israel. That is the best sacrifice of a true American Christian be proud of your dead… Dying for Israel is not a death in vain.

Had just logged off when i read your column. Had to reboot and play “give me back my bullets.”  (Words.)
Laughter, ROFLOL, “better sources of false intelligence.”  It deserves to be in the Smithsonian somewhere. lol

I think a book of photos and drawings would have been much more palatable by the president.

So how long is the US Constitution in comparison to this 18 page letter?

No Nukes Yet. Just Uranium. Get It Straight.