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Oscars PostmortemPosted on Mar 6, 2006By Sheerly Avni For all its talk of courage, controversy and speaking truth to power, Hollywood chose to play the Academy Awards pretty safe: with elegant but unmemorable clothes, a very circumspect Jon Stewart as MC, and enough aw-shucks modesty in the speeches to make you wish James Cameron would streak the Kodak Theatre, screaming, “I’m king of the world!” Here are my awards for the 78th Oscars ceremony. (Feel free to submit your own nominations in the comments area.) Best red carpet misidentification: Runner-up: Worst new look: ” ‘Schindler’s List’ and ‘Munich’... I think I speak for all Jews when I say I can’t wait to see what happens to us next—Trilogy!”—Jon Stewart Best reminder that even at the Oscars, Jon Stewart has teeth: ” ‘Capote’ and ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ [are] both films about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces.” Most startling omission in a montage of biopics that featured Malcolm X, Patton, Nixon, Marie Curie, Ray Charles, Jim Morrison and more than a dozen others: Jesus Best example of phony Oscar humility: Best supporting actress winner Rachel Weisz’s shoutout to “people who are willing to risk their own lives to fight injustice. They are greater men and women than I.” Why, yes. Best acknowledgment (spoken): “I’d like to thank the Academy for seating me next to George Clooney at the nominees luncheon.” —Corinne Marrinan, co-winner of the short subject documentary Oscar for “A Note of Triumph: The Golden Age of Norman Corwin.” Best acknowledgment (unspoken): Best proof that for all its self-congratulatory awareness of “the issues,” Hollywood is essentially out of touch with the concerns of the country:
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By Kid, July 30, 2007 at 12:22 am #
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I thought Rachel Weisz’s speech that night at the Oscars was the most touching of the bunch. There was nothing phony about it.
Report thisBy Amber, March 16, 2006 at 11:58 am #
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I agree, Rachel Weisz was just trying to compliment the aid workers in Africa - The Constant Gardener was a well done film with some pretty candid footage of how tough things are over there, and the dangers involved in trying to make a difference. I mean, sure she’s not quitting her big-paying actress job to go hand out meds in a village, but through her job, she got the message out there.
I have to say though, I fell asleep halfway through the Oscars.
Report thisBy Gregg B, March 8, 2006 at 2:01 pm #
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Along with no mention of the war, there was a notable absence of the AIDS ribbon. I only saw one in contrast to the Tonys where they were highly visible.
Is Hollywood in denial of the AIDs pandemic again? Perhaps that is why all the gay nominated films were set in the pre-AIDS Bareback era.
Report thisBy blackbower@yahoo.com, March 7, 2006 at 12:02 pm #
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i did watch. was it any good?
Report thisBy R. A. Earl, March 6, 2006 at 11:51 pm #
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Worst Song Ever
“It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp” from Hustle & Flow, performed by Three 6 Mafia.
I tried, folks. I honestly tried to listen carefully and to find something that would qualify this “music” to join the ranks of past Oscar winners.
I found nothing. Not in the music (what music?). Not in the lyrics (didn’t understand a word except for the one line the woman repeated ad nauseum). Not in the performance (I could do as well and look better doing it in my greasy coveralls). NOTHING.
But then, I was brought up in an era whose singers (Sinatra, Fitzgerald, Vaughan, Damone, Lee… etc., etc.) could SING and who sang songs WORTH SINGING (by Gershwin, Rogers & Hammerstein, Mercer… hell, even Willie Nelson, etc., etc.).
I know each generation has it’s own “gap” but this one makes the Grand Canyon look like a hairline crack! I think it’s embarrassing… but then, what do I know?
Report thisBy Marilyn, March 6, 2006 at 9:42 pm #
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did no one else hear Joan Rivers’ faux pas telling Don Knotts to eat his heart out that she was wearing granny panties? A week after he passed away??
Report thisBy Gerry Osmer, March 6, 2006 at 9:16 pm #
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Control room tyranny reared its ugly head when Diana Ossana said “Annie Proulx is here tonight; she’s sitting right there.” and the camera never showed us Annie. Diana should have done what Gavin Hood did when he introduced the stars of Tsotsi and then ordered the cameras to turn to them. He was assertive but classy.
Report thisBy refusedig, March 6, 2006 at 7:45 pm #
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I didn’t watch it, was it any good?
Report thisBy Chloe, March 6, 2006 at 6:40 pm #
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Best montage:
Report thisThe gay cowboy clips - hilarious! How much do we love John Stewart?
By felicity smith, March 6, 2006 at 6:36 pm #
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I’ve heard a zillion comments about the outfits the stars wore - boring, lackluster, 1950’s, not glamorous. I thought, given the war and all the rest of the tragedies America is experiencing, the understated gowns were in excellent taste. Stewart was great for many reasons, especially because he didn’t seem to need to upstage the stars. I interpreted the audience “sigh” at “Paradise Now” was because it didn’t get pulled from the list of nominees in reaction to 30,000 signatures asking that it be pulled.
Report thisBy steven Kotler, March 6, 2006 at 3:11 pm #
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You know, it is definitely true that Hollywood was pretty self-congratulatory, and you’re right, no one mentioned the soldiers in Iraq. Still, it’s about time that the Academy realized that Hollywood has always been a defacto reactive conscience for this country. Sure, they might have missed out on the soldier’s tip, but it was good to see Hollywood has finally come to terms with the fact that yup, it’s a liberal otwn and they have fianlly decided that’s something to be proud of….
Report thisBy John Earl, March 6, 2006 at 2:34 pm #
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Hey, don’t dis Rachael Weisz! I thought what she said wasn’t so phony. She was in a good movie with a socially conscious message.
I did enjoy Jon Stewart. I wouldn’t have watched otherwise.
Report thisBy Tijer, March 6, 2006 at 6:55 am #
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Remember when Jon asked the audience if they believed that democracy would prevail in the Academy if the large (pointing) Oscar statue was pulled down?
- There you had your reference.
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