Well, boy howdy, took me about three paragraphs to realize we were bein’ had. Great piece, who knows? It could be true. LOL

Ooo...got me too!...took this as real - no more absurd than anything else he/Rove/Cheney has been polluting us with for 6 longyears.

Andy Borowitz, the author of this article wrote “The question we need to be asking ourselves is not if Mark Foley behaved improperly,” Mr. Bush said. “The question we need to ask is, were these congressional pages in our country legally?”

Ok Mr. President, does it mean illegal pages are freebies for congressional child molester? You gotta be kidding.

Way out of line, way out of line. I can’t believe he actually said that. Can he differentiate a child molester and a child? Oh well, it’s about VALUE folks.

Hopefully “This fool and his presidency will soon be parted”.

Isn’t it a sign of genius that people like Borowitz, Williams (Robin), Maher, Keillor, Stewart (no...not Martha), and even Leno & Letterman, can keep us laughing when we should all be crying our eyes out?

We seem to have been dreaming when we all should have been screaming. Hopefully the nightmare will soon be over...unless they STEAL another one.

Seriously, though, anyone who votes Republicans back into office in the upcoming election deserves to at least be waterboarded. Shouldn’t be too stressful, right? Hasn’t his majesty mad king George proclaimed it isn’t torture? Right...and the moon is made of cheese, too. LOL

These sick rat finks have given us 6 bad years so I think the only decent thing for us to do is give them 15-20...in the BIG house instead of the WHITE house. The saddest part is Bush’s approval ratings are still over 30%.

Don’t y’all think that humor & satire should be appropriately identified in the header of this kind of article??

I had two friends e-mail me this piece who did not know that Andy Borowitz is a humourist. They took it seriously !!

I really like Borowitz’ sense of humor, but this is an example of why one must take everything one reads on the internet with a healthy dolop of salt.

Are any of these pages from the Middle East?  Could they be agents of OBL?  Worse still, could they be Iranian Weapons of Mass Seduction?

Mr. Bush’s decision to link the Foley scandal with the issue of illegal immigration struck some in Washington as unorthodox,

...and it strikes`some outside the Beltway as a bizarre non-sequiter.

i believed bush could think that irrationally.

“Did ya notice that we found the WMDs ?”

“They were right here in Washington; fact is they had immigrated right into Congress.”

Those Weenies-of-Mis-Direction (WMDs) are right here you’all.

“Ain’t no mountain high enough.”
“Ain’t no fence long enough.”

or: Mark Foley’s favorite song.

I’m Getting Married in the Morning,
Ding, Dong I’m giving him a ring

Good God! I almost believed that one. What a shame that it would be so easy to believe.

Andy has a daily newsletter of which this is one. I’ve subscribed for a few months now and they’re all as funny as this one.

yeah,Those buggers will stick together, next thing you know, they’ll be legalizing pedophelia as a means of stress relief for all our delightful warmonger congressmen. aint it a bitch we all get to fund these “EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES”! Just continue to remind yourselves of something; these people in office are not our friends! they are dangerous combattents, and they will protect eachother,even CHESTER the “MOLESTER”

This........is a new low.

This is.........freeking pathetic.  This is at the level of “the dog ate my homwork”.

Vote Republican again and may you Burn in Hell....

LO>L.

It’s a terrifying time in the history of our country when I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.  It’s a joke, right? Tell me it’s a joke.

That’s cute, but Bush is a strong supporter of illegal immigration and is even less concerned about the fate of the American worker than the Dems.

This can’t be a real story, can it?

Bush isn’t that stupid, is he?

I just can’t believe it. 

You mean there isn’t already a process in place to determine if someone working for the government has a birth certificate etc?  No background checks? No security clearance ?
This is bullshit.

Second, Does Bush whip out his unit every time a hot chick walks by? Doesn’t he believe it is up to each individual to follow the law and leave the children alone?

Does the Bush culture of corruption go so far as to blame everyone else everytime some Republican steps his foot into it?

The Republican response to the Foley crisis has been so outrageous that I took this article seriously up to the “hot bodies” comment.  It was sounding to me like a Carl Rove strategy for dealing with the crisis.  A satire has to be pretty outrageous these days to prevent itself from being overtaken by reality.

Ha Ha Ha!  This is Georgie trying to be funny, Right? Ha, Ha, that’s a pretty good one!  An Illegal Congressional page is destroying our democracy.  Oh oh, there’s an Illegal now, working on my neighbors roof, and he’s not wearing a shirt.  Ops,I think he sees me.  I better run and hide!

Too funny!

I’m waiting for one of the more dim-witted of our secular or religious “leaders” to actually offer Borowitz’s satire as evidence supporting their screwed up values and beliefs.

It’s bound to happen… just wait.