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<IMG src="http://www.truthdig.com/images/masthead_newsletter.gif"> Hi, I read this on Truthdig and thought you would find it interesting. =-=-=-=-=-=-= Satire by Andy Borowitz: God Denies Talking to Pat Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God had warned him of “mass killings” that would occur in the United States late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny having spoken to the controversial televangelist. <a href="http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20070105_satire_by_andy_borowitz_god_denies_talking_to_pat/">http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20070105_satire_by_andy_borowitz_god_denies_talking_to_pat/</a> Copyright © 2007 Truthdig, L.L.C. All rights reserved. =-=-=-=-=-=-= This is a one-time mailing from Truthdig, (<a href="http://www.truthdig.com/">www.truthdig.com</a>) on behalf of the sender. Please report any misuse to webmaster-at-truthdig.com <IMG src="http://www.truthdig.com/images/masthead_newsletter.gif"> Hi, I read this on Truthdig and thought you would find it interesting. =-=-=-=-=-=-= Satire by Andy Borowitz: God Denies Talking to Pat Just days after the Rev. Pat Robertson claimed on his “700 Club” program that God had warned him of “mass killings” that would occur in the United States late in 2007, God held a rare press conference today to deny having spoken to the controversial televangelist. <a href="http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20070105_satire_by_andy_borowitz_god_denies_talking_to_pat/">http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20070105_satire_by_andy_borowitz_god_denies_talking_to_pat/</a> Copyright © 2007 Truthdig, L.L.C. All rights reserved. =-=-=-=-=-=-= This is a one-time mailing from Truthdig, (<a href="http://www.truthdig.com/">www.truthdig.com</a>) on behalf of the sender. Please report any misuse to webmaster-at-truthdig.com

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