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By Tom Kemper
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Satire by Andy Borowitz —
The Democratic race for president has descended to “a level of meanness and acrimony that is damaging to American politics,” the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth said today.
Posted on Apr 27, 2008
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Satire by Andy Borowitz —
Fearful about the prospect of human-rights protesters ruining the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China today announced a plan to move the summer games to a remote location where no one can find them.
Posted on Apr 20, 2008
8 COMMENTS
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Satire by Andy Borowitz —
Maybe what the economy needs is for George Bush to go to Disney World ... and stay there.
Posted on Apr 14, 2008
6 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The president has confirmed that his gutting of the Endangered Species Act is part of a broader plan to phase out the environment entirely by the time he leaves office.
Posted on Mar 30, 2008
11 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist tells us who put the drugs in our drinking water. Do the initials G.W.B. mean anything to you?
Posted on Mar 23, 2008
6 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist reports that monsters all across the country are offended by the remarks of a Barack Obama campaign aide in which she called Hillary Clinton a “monster.”
Posted on Mar 16, 2008
12 COMMENTS
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By Will Durst — Comedian Will Durst offers up a short list, from Colin Powell to the Verizon guy.
Posted on Mar 12, 2008
5 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist says the president doesn’t understand Hillary Clinton’s “red phone” ad. He just sends all those calls to voice mail.
Posted on Mar 10, 2008
9 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist writes that consumer activist Ralph Nader, appearing on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” told host Tim Russert that he has officially decided to wreck the 2008 presidential election.
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist envisions a new front in the global war on terror, if only the terrorists would waste as much time on Facebook as Americans do.
Posted on Feb 10, 2008
8 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist reports that New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg is still trying to decide whether to buy the U.S. presidency, with the sticking point being the steep price.
Posted on Jan 21, 2008
15 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — The humorist looks into his crystal ball and tells us what to expect from the candidates, George W. Bush and even Monica Lewinsky.
Posted on Jan 11, 2008
15 COMMENTS
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By Will Durst — The humorist explains Clinton’s New Hampshire win without polling data or political science but with candid insight into the dark recesses of American prejudice.
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist lampoons Sen. Clinton’s eagerness to seize upon Barack Obama’s Iowa success and recast herself as a “change agent.”
Posted on Jan 6, 2008
9 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — According to satirist Borowitz, Clinton has exposed some dirty linen and Obama is plenty P-O’d about the accusation.
Posted on Dec 22, 2007
28 COMMENTS
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By Will Durst — The list of folks who turn out not to have the ability to destroy the world is growing at a dangerous rate.
Posted on Dec 14, 2007
28 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — In a bold move that could dramatically alter the playing field of the 2008 GOP presidential race, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has named Jesus Christ as his vice presidential running mate.
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By Will Durst — Talk about how the almighty have fallen. The dollar is headed downhill faster than Bode Miller on a set of rocket skis. Think nose dive. Plummetville. Plunge City. Belly Floppo Rama. Recession is such an ugly word.
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By Andy Borowitz — The satirist imagines what the president might be thankful for. A compliant Congress, perhaps? A lack of impeachment proceedings? Jena’s book deal?
Posted on Nov 23, 2007
7 COMMENTS
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By Will Durst — The rule is simple: The good guys get the nukes, the bad guys don’t. And who decides who’s naughty and who’s nice? Not Santa—it’s the Decider.
Posted on Nov 18, 2007
14 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — Campaign-trail satire: Paper? Plastic? Both? Neither? The senator finds it’s hard to do a bit of shopping when a world of voters is looking on.
Posted on Nov 18, 2007
17 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — Bush, citing his own years of expertise, flies to Islamabad to offer wisdom on how to eliminate democracy.
Posted on Nov 11, 2007
13 COMMENTS
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By Andy Borowitz — In a strategic masterstroke to avoid missteps, Clinton will spend the rest of her campaign encased in a soundproof glass box.
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By Will Durst — Funnyman Durst sends up the absurd criticism of Al Gore and the Nobel Prize. Why stop at global warming when there’s plenty in the world of science and nature to deny?
Posted on Oct 21, 2007
9 COMMENTS
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By Will Durst — Oooh. He’s clever. And obviously knows exactly what he’s doing. This is all a setup, people. Has to be. Yes, I’m talking about George Bush’s veto of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. Who but a total stoned horned ogre would do that? Maybe an ogre with something up his sleeve, eh?
Posted on Oct 17, 2007
25 COMMENTS
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