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By Jeanette Winterson
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By MacDonald Harris and Philip Pullman
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
A new combatant entered the so-called tablet war today, and it’s already getting a big thumbs up from gadget aficionados: the Etch A Sketch 2.
Posted on Mar 13, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
But in a possible boost for the California economy, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer today announced plans to begin marketing a new blockbuster drug called Charlie Sheen.
Posted on Mar 6, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
“Your call for democratic freedoms has been heard loud and clear,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the protesters. “And soon, they will be instituted in Egypt, where you can visit them.”
Posted on Feb 20, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
The lawmakers, who call themselves the Shirtless Republicans and are led by Rep. Christopher Lee, R-N.Y., appeared in the Capitol rotunda this morning naked from the waist up.
Posted on Feb 13, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In addition, Bachmann suggested slashing the federal budget by eliminating nine of the first 10 amendments to the Constitution. “I think you know which one I’d keep,” she chuckled.
Posted on Jan 30, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In a memo, House Speaker John Boehner explained, “From now on, we will say that he was born nearish America, and perhaps even as close as Cuba.”
Posted on Jan 23, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In a moving White House ceremony today, President Hu Jintao of China presented U.S. President Barack Obama with a counterfeit DVD of the Hollywood blockbuster “Toy Story 3.”
Posted on Jan 23, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
“Gasoline and matches don’t start fires,” said Fox host Glenn Beck. “People start fires.” Mr. Beck went on to say that there was no link between “oxygen, hydrogen and water.”
Posted on Jan 17, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
Also in this edition of the Borowitz Report: Birthers Challenge Hawaii to Produce Statehood Certificate.
Posted on Jan 9, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
The Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in Sunday’s broadcast of his “700 Club” program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”
Posted on Jan 2, 2011
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
The gargantuan year-end bonuses paid out to Goldman Sachs executives have received howls of protests from the banking giant’s legion of critics, but not from its most ardent defender: Satan.
Posted on Dec 26, 2010
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
Julian Assange said he came up with the idea for the new site while combing through hundreds of thousands of pages of WikiLeaks documents: “I realized that diplomats didn’t have a way to reconnect with old colleagues so they could lie to them.”
Posted on Dec 19, 2010
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Barack Obama said today that he was willing to agree that he is a Muslim.
Posted on Dec 13, 2010
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In the first major policy fallout from the WikiLeaks disclosures, the State Department has ordered all U.S. diplomats to “cease and desist telling the truth until further notice.”
Posted on Dec 6, 2010
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Fake news by Andy Borowitz —
In yet another public relations setback for the beleaguered cruise ship company, Somali pirates today said they would no longer board Carnival Cruise ships, citing “unsafe working conditions.”
Posted on Nov 14, 2010
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Marching in Chicago: Resisting Rahm Emanuel’s Neoliberal Savagery
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