Forget Air Bags—Silicone Implants Will Do

AP:

A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.

The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said.

“The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman’s silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life,” Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

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From CNN

Lifesavers, apparently.