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Trader Lost Billions for Swiss BankPosted on Sep 15, 2011
Swiss banking giant UBS said Thursday that a rogue trader had cost it approximately $2 billion in unauthorized trades. London police arrested UBS trader Kweku Adoboli, 31, in connection with the alleged fraud, though the bank did not confirm his identity. UBS said it may have to report a loss for the entire quarter because of the rogue trading. Its shares plunged about 9 percent on the news. —BF
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By SoTexGuy, September 16, 2011 at 9:03 am Link to this comment
Payson’s comment is fabulous.
Report thisBy Shorebreak, September 16, 2011 at 6:58 am Link to this comment
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UBS got all their money back this morning after Helicopter Ben Bernanke showered all the European banks with bushels of free dollars, printed out of thin air, in another one of his bailouts, now amounting to about 20 trillion dollars.
Report thisBy Payson, September 15, 2011 at 1:39 pm Link to this comment
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In the United States of America(the greatest country on earth, land of the free,
etc.) we know how to deal with financial fraudsters like this 2 billion dollar
bandit:
“Welcome to the S.E.C. Mr. Fraudster. Have a seat. I understand you have
found yourself in a bit of an unfortunate situation with some missing billions.
Let me just pull out our evidence file on your doings…oh, well, this is strange.
Opps…It seems that we accidentally shredded all of the evidence. Your file only
contains some Starbucks receipts and a free drink coupon from Arby’s.
Oh, well. You won’t do it again, right? If you ever get the itch to break the law,
just let us know. Or, better yet, go ahead and do it again, but let us know how
we should punish you after the fact.
Until then, we hope you enjoy that $20 million retirement package your firm
gave you. We are terribly sorry that you are being taxed at that oppressive 15
percent tax rate. Believe me, we are doing all we can to get rid of your tax
burden all together so you can start creating all of those American jobs the
Republicans have been telling us about.
Thanks again for coming in. Oh, and make sure you seriously consider that job
Report thisoffer from the White House to be a special financial sector advisor. If that isn’t
appealing, I can give you the numbers of some lobbying firms who can put you
to work writing our future financial reform laws(wink). Keep up the good
work!”