This lunatic, who barely squeaked out a victory in a
supposedly “safe” district in the last election, sees
the handwriting on the wall and knows she will LOSE to
Tarryl Clark next time around if she doesn’t back off
her anti-Medicare rhetoric.  You’re going to see a lot
of Republican’ts back-peddling in the next few months.

Wolfgang Schpritzer, the Harvard-educated psychiatrist who was hired to ‘consult’ with all the GOPer presidential candidates, beamed with satisfaction as he read Bachmann’s ‘expression of caution about how we approach Medicare’. Wolfgang, also a ‘Tea Party darling’, said Bachmann’s statement was ‘a first tiny step, a sign that she might be responding to my treatment for the intensive psychotic struggles her inner demons force upon her 24/7’. ‘However’, Wolfgang cautioned, ‘This is not a sign that she is approaching a mental state any sound person would think of as acceptable, or ‘normal’. It is merely an indication that, though she has a long, hard road to follow to approach a rational approach to life, she has taken the first ‘baby steps’ away from her obsessive destructive rage against herself and the human race’.
Asked if his other GOP candidate/patients were making any progress, Wolfgang stated, ‘Professional ethics prohibit my commenting on specific patients. I did commence treatment with the two worst-cases. But I no longer work with or speak with Paul Ryan, he is irrecoverable, a lost, frantic, destructive, ill-formed child, in my opinion. And while Bachmann may be past the self-immolation phase of her psychoses, though we still have her under 24/7 surveillance as a precaution, she is facing mandatory life-long counseling if she expects to approach a productive life.
As far as the others, I am looking forward to examining the weird complexities of the twisted neuroses of the one called ‘Santorum’, which, I understand, is the Latin for ‘a**hole’. And if the one known as ‘Simple Sarah’ were to announce, and thus qualify as one of my patients, I look forward to the lifetime’s worth of in-depth analytical papers on ‘Feminine Mental Aberrations’ I’ll be able to publish in the psychiatric journals.

What’s with this “conservative” BS? People like Bachmann are reactionary, neo-fascist demigogues whose only desire is to return power and societal control to those of wealth and ideological purity meaning that those not anointed by the fundamentalist, right wing, evangelical christian taliban have no right to engage in any meaningful way with the governance of this nation! I defy anyone to show me what these people would “conserve” other than a benighted and regressive society!FREE BRADLEY MANNING!!!!!