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Russian President Asked to Investigate Extraterrestrial Encounter

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Posted on May 6, 2010
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This one sounds like something from a supermarket tabloid, but apparently it’s of a slightly more substantiated nature: On Russian President Dmitry Medvedev’s no doubt long list of action items is the rather peculiar request to figure out whether a regional leader gave state secrets to yellow-spacesuit-wearing aliens. Good luck with that one, Mr. President!  —KA

Times Online:

The request came after Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the millionaire President of Kalmykia, claimed on state television that he had been visited by aliens at his Moscow apartment several years ago and had spent hours in discussions with them on board their spaceship.

The head of the republic said that the humanoid figures wore yellow spacesuits and gave him a tour of their craft, which he described as a “semi-transparent half-tube”. They had brought him home in the morning, just as his worried driver and two advisers were about to call a citywide search after finding his apartment empty.

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By skulz fontaine, May 7, 2010 at 8:40 am Link to this comment

“The truth is out there…” somewhere. The Ilyumzhinov is out there… period.
You’ve sort of got to admit that the “yellow suits” are a nice touch. Nothing like
those ‘rushin mushrooms’ early in the morning. Sorry, an old gag from a long time
ago.

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By Don Farkas, May 7, 2010 at 7:14 am Link to this comment

Good evening Mr. Phelps.  Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to have
your Impossible Missions Force secretly enter the home of Kirsan Ilyumzhinov,
the President of Kalmykia.  Once inside, you are to unknowingly administer him
with mind altering drugs designed to make him susceptible to hypnotic
suggestions.  After having done so, you are to convince him that you are space
aliens who have come to talk to him.  You may find it useful to wear costumes
of yellow spacesuits and to devise mock-ups of alleged spacecraft to help
convince him that his drug induced delusions are actually true.  Once you
convince him that you are space aliens, you are to try to get him to confide and
disclose classified state secrets to you.  Good luck.  As usual, if you or any of
your IMF team are caught or captured, the Secretary will disavow any
knowledge of your actions.  This message will self-destruct in three seconds….
poof!

Don Farkas

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By marcus medler, May 6, 2010 at 5:49 pm Link to this comment

No wonder David Obey of Wisconsin is bone tired
after 40 years in House of Representatives. He
went on to explain how worn out you get dealing
with all the requests and demands from
constituents. Russian politicians are not immune
from similar exhaustive patience.

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By doublestandards/glasshouses, May 6, 2010 at 4:00 pm Link to this comment
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First things first.  Did they say anything about 9/11 being an inside job?

The Russians really need to dilute that vodka.

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