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 Need a Job? Try ExorcismPosted on Nov 13, 2010
While jobs may be scarce in most parts of the country, look out for a boom in the exorcism sector. A shortage in the number of clergy who can perform the rite has led the U.S. Catholic Church to hold a training session in the sacred art of purging spirits from the possessed. —JCL
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By Mutternich, November 15, 2010 at 9:53 am Link to this comment
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Figures. Jobs get scarce in hell, more demons come here.
Report thisBy ronjeremy, November 15, 2010 at 2:44 am Link to this comment
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has anyone ever seen an exorcism? known someone that had one or performed one? i have not, but there are many things beyond belief in this world. i think the catholic church is creepy, but so are very evil things. let them have all the training weekends they want. i personally think people like bush, cheney, clinton, all of them, do not act alone
Report thisBy brhorton, November 15, 2010 at 2:18 am Link to this comment
Lets try Exorcising Catholic priests from our community
Report thisBy Crowsnest, November 14, 2010 at 2:43 pm Link to this comment
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Berniem! Malleus Malefactorum! I love your sense of humor!
Report thisOf course you know the problem the author of MM had. The devil was not supposed to have testicles, so from where did he get his semen to impregnate witches with to create the devil’s brood that was going to conquer the world? He got it in cemeteries but I cannot go into more details here because TD might scrap my posting.
However the practice of exorcism is in the same world as the devil getting his testosterone and semen.
I am still chuckling.
By berniem, November 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm Link to this comment
I’ll bet right behind that little red book there’s a copy of the Malleus Malefactorum!
Report thisBy TheHandyman, November 14, 2010 at 4:22 am Link to this comment
It is bad enough that people get taken in by the ole Big Man in the Sky scam but add this exorcism ritual and what you have is nothing more than a well rehearsed witch doctor scheme to separate the fools from even more of their money. If ever there was something that one could point to as being the ruination of humanity it would have to be religion, the oldest and most venal profession on the planet. Prostitutes at least give you something for your money. Religion, not so much so!
Report thisBy Queenie, November 14, 2010 at 12:39 am Link to this comment
Father Guido Sarducci says, “Hey! It’sa job! Don’t knock it. Sombody’s a gotta pay for the Popemobile and the vino. And don’t forget those little wafers. They don’t run cheap. Two bucks, maybe two fifty a dozen. Then there’s the incense and that holy water. These a little things they add up, my friend,”
Report thisBy James Harbour, November 13, 2010 at 7:27 pm Link to this comment
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The act of exorcism is an extremely abusive act. It serves to at once punish a differing individual and to sever them from the community that they are a part of by claiming that evil has taken over them. Exorcists should be removed from the human species at all costs considering the amount of people they’ve killed over the years.
They have it coming.
Report thisBy Big B, November 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm Link to this comment
The catholics have been exorcising childrens pants off for generations.
Report thisBy RayLan, November 13, 2010 at 2:22 pm Link to this comment
Maybe they can practice on each other
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