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Japan Rocked by 7.1 QuakePosted on Apr 7, 2011
This time, fears of another devastating tsunami were thankfully unfounded after another big earthquake—a 7.1 this time—shook Japan late on Thursday, but workers at the trouble-plagued Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant didn’t take any chances and temporarily evacuated the premises. Aftershocks were also felt on the stock market. —KA
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By Ignore TDoff, April 7, 2011 at 7:38 pm Link to this comment
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Wrong meds?
Report thisBy TDoff, April 7, 2011 at 7:08 pm Link to this comment
Not to worry, Ol’ Pat Robertson is gonna get to the bottom of this earthquake-thing in Japan. He dispatched a crack team of his CrazyChristian EvangelicalFundamentalist BornAgainBoob investigators to determine ‘What them heathen Japanese buddhists been doin’ to rile-up ‘god’ so bad ‘He’ has to shake-up ‘His’ earth to git their attention’.
Report thisPat’s got his ‘spicions. He’s thinkin’ there’s some buddhist wives over there ain’t been obeyin’ their husbands like they should. Or mebbe some wives havin’ sinful thoughts about other wives. Or mebbe buddhist husbands feelin’ lust for other wives or husbands.
But Good Ol’ Pat’s gonna pray. And he’ll get to the bottom of this. And then he’ll tell us what ‘god’ wants. And if we don’t come up with the amount of donations ‘god’ wants Pat to have, Pat will not only let ‘god’ go ahead and shake Japan to pieces, but Pat will go to Oral Robert’s gravesite and dig up Oral’s corpse to see if he can find some of the loot Oral hid from ‘god’, to make up the difference in Good Ol’ Pat’s collection. That should make ‘god’ happy.
So keep the ‘faith’, one way or another, this Japan earthquake-tsunami-nuclear-disaster-thingy will all work out.
Or not.