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Important News: Hormone Spray Makes Men Go All CuddlyPosted on Apr 30, 2010
It’s an age-old complaint, at least judging by the highly scientific content found in women’s magazines: Men just aren’t snuggly enough and, what’s more, they don’t empathize enough either. Hmph! But a hormone-laced nasal spray might change all that for the better. —KA
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By brian, May 2, 2010 at 12:21 am Link to this comment
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People need to stop trying to turn men in to women. When did people decide that the traits of being male are bad? We don’t act like women because we are not women.
Report thisWomen celebrate their traits but god forbid a male celebrates theirs.
By hidflect, April 30, 2010 at 7:50 pm Link to this comment
The side affect seems to be an unnatural attraction to animals…
Report thisBy Artful Dodger, April 30, 2010 at 6:35 pm Link to this comment
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As a member of the elite of criminal master minds I would like see how we can make people trust our puppet governments the world over. (Evil laugh.) I think an oxytocin analogue would be just the ticket. We could use it in our aerosol atmospheric research program. (He,he, he!) Yes, yes. This would be the stuff we need before we could open our civilian work internship program at our FEMA camps. This would be so much the better to announce the reional government of the American hemisphere. Yes, distrust of the authorities is a mental illness, and we have the medicine for it. (Long sinister laugh.)
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