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FDA: No More Caffeine Buzz in Alcoholic DrinksPosted on Nov 17, 2010
Fans of Four Loko alcoholic “energy drinks” are about to discover that their favored concoction, which blends the downer that is alcohol with the upper that is caffeine, is about to lose that speedy sensation, thanks to the vigilant work of the FDA. Alcoholic drinks that contain caffeine are now officially on the Food and Drug Administration’s warning list and have been banned in several states already, making them instantly more appealing to youngsters across America. —KA
The FDA says that it could seize the illicit beverages and prevent their manufacture if the regulator perceives a continued violation. Advertisement New and Improved CommentsIf you have trouble leaving a comment, review this help page. Still having problems? Let us know. If you find yourself moderated, take a moment to review our comment policy. |
By rico, suave, November 18, 2010 at 10:11 am Link to this comment
ITW:
Yeah, but you get my drift.
Report thisBy Brian, November 18, 2010 at 9:56 am Link to this comment
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Well sure ban this stuff. If the kids are totally
Report thisbombed and AWAKE they might tune in Red Eye or watch
a Hannity rerun or maybe try and drive to 7/11 for
more Loko suds. Can’t have that. Better that they be
bombed, asleep and choke to death on their vomit. Oh
wait, sorry NaCly dog, I know that might give them an
idea to go back to Prohibition.
On the positive side, Obama’s gang is just creating
more conservatives. Go team Obama! Next they should
ban heterosexual intercourse. That will really
galvanize the youngsters for our team. Not that I am
recommending or approving of ‘relations’ outside of
marriage.
By Fat Freddy, November 18, 2010 at 7:29 am Link to this comment
The problem is, while the FDA is fucking around with stupid shit like this, they are neglecting their real duties inspecting imported fish from China, Thailand, etc.
Report thisBy Inherit The Wind, November 17, 2010 at 11:09 pm Link to this comment
rico, suave, November 18 at 12:12 am Link to this comment
Pat, Fat, and ITW:
Thank you.
If the Tea Party’s raison d’etre needs further explanation, look no farther.
ITW- you know that 38 cents you DON’T get back from Uncle in New Jersey? This is the kind of shit it’s wasted on.
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That’s about 100,000th of a penny. About $.3799999 were wasted in the wars, tax cuts, bailouts and subsidies to wealthy agri-biz.
Report thisBy rico, suave, November 17, 2010 at 10:57 pm Link to this comment
What ever happened to the simple Martini?
Report thisBy Gmonst, November 17, 2010 at 7:33 pm Link to this comment
I fully agree with you on this one Rico. I absolutely hate the nanny type protect them from themselves laws. Also notice from the article:
“In August, an 18-year-old in Palm Coast, Fla., died after drinking Four Loko in combination with diet pills. The following month, a 20-year-old in Tallahassee, Fla., started playing with a gun and fatally shot himself after drinking several cans of Four Loko over a number of hours.”
Notice how neither of these people were even of legal drinking age. That’s one of the tactics I abhor the most some dumb kid does some dumb thing and the parents rally around some dumb cause to avoid admitting they raised a dumb kid.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the companies behind red bull and rockstar energy drinks had lobbied for this ban. The recent fruity caffeine and alcohol drink popularity started with bars offering mixed drinks made with those drinks. An all in one offering may have been dinging their market share.
Report thisBy madmark, November 17, 2010 at 7:29 pm Link to this comment
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FDA legislation paid for by Red Bull….
Report thisBy rico, suave, November 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm Link to this comment
Pat, Fat, and ITW:
Thank you.
If the Tea Party’s raison d’etre needs further explanation, look no farther.
ITW- you know that 38 cents you DON’T get back from Uncle in New Jersey? This is the kind of shit it’s wasted on.
Report thisBy PatrickHenry, November 17, 2010 at 6:55 pm Link to this comment
I guess those in the FDA’s banning department were having a slow day and needed something to do.
We have too much federal government, it is misdirected and overcompensated for what it does.
Report thisBy Fat Freddy, November 17, 2010 at 5:26 pm Link to this comment
It’s for the kids, Man. Think about the kids.
Yes kids, now you will have to buy your alcohol/energy drinks from the crack dealer on the corner. Pick me up a couple dimes, while you are there, thanks.
When you mix up a Hairy Buffalo, you must now add 4 bottles (100ct.) of No-Doze.
You can always just throw a couple No-Doze into a bottle of Night Train Express. (Freeze before drinking).
Are these the same people that are entrusted with running the economy, and protecting us from the “greedy banksters”?
When will this fucking nightmare end?
Ronald Reagan banned the Quaalude. Bill Clinton banned analogs, like MDMA. What the Hell kind of idiot would ban a drink made up of two totally legal ingredients? The same people that banned fresh, unpasteurized milk?
Report thisBy Inherit The Wind, November 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm Link to this comment
Oh No! That means Irish Coffee and Jamaican Coffee are next! Both have caffeine and the first has Irish Whiskey and the latter has Jamaican Rum.
THE DEVIL’S DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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