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Careful What You Pray For, TexasPosted on Jul 28, 2011
Editor’s note: For more information about Tropical Storm Don, click here. Texas is suffering through one of the worst droughts in the state’s history, and things have gotten so bad that news of a tropical storm—that thing just below a hurricane on the bad-weather scale—is being greeted with cautious optimism. Texas Gov. Rick Perry named three days in April “Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas.” He may get more than he bargained for. As quoted by Reuters, Texas State Climatologist John Nielson-Gammon takes a more scientific view:
May as well hope and/or pray for some sensible climate-change legislation while you’re at it. —PZS
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By PatrickHenry, July 31, 2011 at 6:43 am Link to this comment
I guess the illegals will have farther to swim.
Report thisBy les, July 30, 2011 at 7:35 pm Link to this comment
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God has not been listing to the organised begging sessions as he is too busy giving an unfair advantage to millionaire sports stars so they can win and earn even more money.
Report thisBy SarcastiCanuck, July 29, 2011 at 11:22 am Link to this comment
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Sure looks like God doesn’t like Rick very much.Time for a new Gov/Rain Maker…
Report thisBy samhoustonTX, July 29, 2011 at 11:12 am Link to this comment
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Gov. Perry does not have emergency response status with god. It has
Report thisbeen over 3 months since he led Texas in his rain prayer. Nothing. The
damage is largely done. A lot farmers and ranchers in Texas are depleted
beyond recovery—unless the mean ol’ federal government saves them.
How demeaning for these jerks to have to beg to the Obama
Administration for their salvation.
By Psychobabbler, July 28, 2011 at 9:06 pm Link to this comment
I sure hope that tomorrow will be a good day. Would it not be nice if it was? The graphic for this piece makes it look like this whole country has an erection and the ‘7 PM Thu’ might be the most troubling aspect. Can we get some clearance on that?
Report thisBy TDoff, July 28, 2011 at 7:28 pm Link to this comment
Maybe, just maybe, ‘god’s’ a wee bit pi**ed that a hypocritical heathen like Rick Perry keeps exhorting Texans to pray to ‘him’ for rain, as if ‘he’ didn’t know how to run things, and needed Rick’s advice.
If ‘god’ were a vengeful ‘god’, he’d probably dry out Texas until it was nothing but a big crack in the dirt. And then send a deluge down from heaven that would saturate the Texas dirt and send all the Texans washing down the crack in a flood that would have them tumbling a** over ten gallon hat until they reached the Gulf of Mexico. At which time he would send down a bolt of lightning that would set all the oil in the Gulf afire, creating the hell-on-earth that Rick Perryites are used to, deserve, and destined for.
Wouldn’t that be a shame?!
But it would sure get a lot of the ‘Dumb’ out of the gene pool.
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