Leefeller: Better not tell your priest, it might be just the sign from above he is looking for to continue with the altar boys.

richard roe: “how in the world do these people who are so uptight about anything sexual ever breed?”

They must force themselves to preform the sexual act as God demanded that they go forth and by fruitful. Strangely, these same “uptight” people usually the fundies and other ultra religious have a ton of kids like the Duggar family. So even though sex is bad, they must do as God commands.

this article should be perceived as the bat signal to
go right young man and his boy wonder rico, suave;
calling all dicks.

And the Washington Monument is…....? 

A masonic symbol with a pyramid at the very top. Also, very evidently a phallic symbol. In fact, DC is full of masonic symbols.

There are more than a few theses that Masonry, at its heart, is the study of hidden meanings in numerous sexual symbols. Not being a Mason, and therefore not “initiated”, however, I cannot say.

But others do. Read here for an interesting reflection upon the “hidden meanings” of Freemasonry.

Nothing like sex to liven up a blog!

C’mon, McDonald’s! In Bhutan, the time is ripe for a
McDick or a Dickwich. Let’s see some innovation here.

We’ve freed ourselves without much urgin
from modern adulation of the virgin

but who dares to try to ween us
from our ancient envy of the penis?

I recently erected a piece similar to these, but I was told that it could not be
displayed publicly.

I find this article so disgusting I am going to report it to my priest.

What is going on with TD, we got the Capitan of the Enterprise taking showers with his crew, Mr Fish demeaning the president of the Untied States (using the word United loosely here) and this article on a thousand penises, next we are going to see a video tape of the Virgina monologues!

Me thinks TD is becoming like the Huffingsposty! (not really)

This article makes me think of Congress,  but so does a skunk!

Queenie

What did Jefferey Dalmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

Hey, ya gonna eat that?

LOL

Ewwwwwwwwww

only a thousand?

I heard that number had gone up…

they really oughtta try to get a handle on this…

it’s going to change the unique and colorful way they dance the hoki-poki in
Bhutan for sure.

Love the title for this article, taken from the hit song of the 1960’s Land of a Thousand Dances by Cannibal and the HEAD HUNTERS. oh yeah.

What’s the big deal. Roughly half of the world’s population has one and most of the republicans are one.

For some reason it remands me more of previous vice president Dick!

Perhaps a Bhutanese artist can be commissioned to render the official White House portrait of our former Vice Pres.!

How long will Bhutan be able to keep this up…?

Culturus interruptus is just around the bend…

Somebody please get a “Hands off my junk” shirt for Bhutan’s President

Rather than gutting one of the things that makes Bhutan Bhutan, the tourism industry might consider just putting out the word that this isn’t just like every other place you’ve ever visited?

Nah, that would just put everybody off.

When Mrs. Bobbit threw her husband’s penis out the car window to get rid of the evidence, she misjudged her aim and it landed on the windshield of the car in back of her.

The two nuns who were in the other car saw a big SPLAT on the windshield and one of them asked,
“What kind of a bug was that?” The other nun replied,
“I don’t know but did you see the size of the dick it had?”

I couldn’t help it. Those pictures reminded me of so many funny jokes. I tried to tell the cleanest one.