Of course Hillary isn’t saying “You go girl” to Palin, who so far seems to be a certified nut-case. I was a Hillary supporter (for that matter still am). Sadly, I’ve been spending much time lately trying to get a handful of Hillary people who say they’re voting for other candidates they can believe in—like Kucinich, Nader, McKinney—to vote for Obama even if they don’t like him because the alternative is nightmarish, unthinkable. Still a few holdouts to go, but if anything Palin’s candidacy has made it easier to persuade people to vote for Obama.

For the record, it’s really insulting to Hillary and all of us for anyone to believe that just any old warm female body deserves a gender-based vote. Palin is just about as low as they go, and her erratic behavior, lies about her record and wild attacks should even convince Republicans that the Presidential candidate lacks judgment as well as patriotism. You’d have to hate the U.S. a lot to make the one-heartbeat-away candidate an inexperienced, jumped-up local pol.

Maybe McCain has done us all a favor—Palin’s inexperience eclipses Obama’s by far, and saying that well yeah but she’s #2 and he’s #1 doesn’t cut it when her party’s #1 is a 72-year-old cancer survivor. (Besides, Obama picked a candidate who does have extensive foreign policy experience and insight as well as a working-class background that should pick up some of those disaffected Hillary voters in some batttleground states.

Hillary will not take on Palin if she believes McCain will win in the Fall. Hillary has her eyes set on 2012!

This amounts to little more than political sexist mud wrestling that only benefits the media in the ratings wars! C’mon! This new low in mysogeny is absolutely ridiculous! Why would Hillary, who isn’t running for anything in this election, stoop to dignifying the idiocy that is definitely Sarah Louise Heath Palin for VEEP to even remotely acknowledge Palin’s existence? Hasn’t Hillary helped Gtamps’ team enough with all her Primary Obama-bashing?

I don’t give a damn what Hillary did in the Primaries to wind up behind the Democratic Party political 8-ball. The very worst act of petulent retalliation by the Dems, the media, and everyone else mad at the Clintons should not come down to Hillary’s being forced to impune her political credit and degrade her own character just so Gramps’ can establish Palin’s fitness and credibility to be his anti-Hillary doppleganger in a Presidential run against Obama and Biden. That’s not only ungodly unfair, but unconstitutionally cruel. Hillary lost the primary, which is punishment enough. Furthermore, Hillary’s greatest test and demonstration of her Obama fidelity will come in 2009 when she does everything she can as a Senator to aid President Obama in undoing the damage to our Democratic Republic done by the Cheney led terrorists in the Chimperor Dumya junta.

Donning the thong and coconut oil to jump topless into some media pit filled with red and green jello shots against Sarah Palin is not going to do a single thing to repair her Democratic brand or damaged relationship with the Obamas. Furthermore, Hillary owes neither the Dems nor the Obama’s that much humiliation to prove anything. After all, Hillary didn’t tell that idiot Karl Rove to count on her making Obama’s short list of VEEP hopefuls. That was the Turdblosson Rove’s architectural genious at work again, revealing more of the illogical dementia behind the math calculations that told him he had a ReThug midterm landslide back in 2006 when ReThugs lost their majorities in both the Senate and Congress. The idiot McCain gang picked the totally unvetted Palin months in advance because Rove told them the Dems would absolutley have to have Hillary’s alleged 18 million cracks for Barak Obama to break the glass ceiling in the Oval Office. Now Palin has to face off in what is most certainly an uneven fight in the Dems’ favor. Joe Biden is already inquiring which wine best complements a simple mooseburger at lunch.

If I were Clinton, I’d tell the NYT and every other tabloid prick requesting she face off against Palin to go straight to hell. Let the bastardy of the failed 4th estate build their Election 2008 ratings agaisnt Dancing with the Stars somewhere else. Gramps could not possibly have wanted to win this race, and neither merrits nor gets Hillary’s help in legitimizing the thoroughly unqualified Sarah Palin. Gramps and Miss Congeniality are just screwed. And, that’s neither Hillary’s fault nor Hillary’s problem. It’s not too late for the stubborn old coot to return to his senses and call the Mittster. Until Gramps does, the ReThugs need to be made to own and eat this half-done crow LIVE from now until the service of that humble pie dessert in November.

Never a Hillary supporter, I’ve been above the fray when it comes to Democrats or Republicans divining what a particular phrase or gesture or policy variant would mean to Hillary. Those who engage in this mystery are surely right that H is an important force in politics. But they mostly miss the fact that Hillary’s strategies and policies are not based at all on her physical construction. She actually thinks things through. The fact that she is wrong about as often as her husband -maybe 50% of the time- doesn’t matter. She shouldn’t be saddled with the yoke of female-type-thinker.

..and in a rare moment of cross-Party unity, Hillary and Gov. Palin go moose hunting with Dick Cheney. Both gals know instinctively to huddle together behind the moose.