...she’s done!

If Hillary was going to show that much of her behind, she should have worn the new clean drawers, not the ones from 2004. She needs to bow out now.

Hillary should have run in 2004, instead of acquiescing to John Kerry who gaffed off to the loser’s circle with his millions in unspent campaign cash. Now, she’s got her drawers in an uncomfortable frontal bunch because Obama hasn’t capitulated to her, callowly resigned that it is now her turn. Worst, Obama is beating her like a theiving stepchild.

Hillary has been in a tailspin since the 5th of February, when the hapless predictions of her early annointing made by the Murdoch minions over at Fixed Noise did not come to pass for the presumptuously inevetable nominee. She just didn’t get it. She was wearing the crown, draped in the ermine, holding the sceptor, and shocked, I say, SHOCKED, I tell you, to realize that Obama wasn’t that easy chocolate cakewalk she had been told he was. America actually liked Obama, and loathed her, much to her bitter consternation. Furthermore, Obama ran a grassroots campaign that netted him gains of voter support she dismissively took for granted because they were not “big” states. Consequently, Obama has more popular votes, more caucus victories, and more pledged delegates than Hillary. In short, he’s winning.

Now, knowing that she can’t beat him EVER, she’s out to scuff him up as much as she can, hoping McCain will beat him in November. She knows that once he takes oath the 20th of January 2009, her Presidential aspirations are never to be realized. The thing is, though, is Grampers has problems and hurdles of his own to overcome if he’s to even lose respectably. Still, Shillary needs Grampers to pull off a hat trick that she’s willing to facilitate now, just so she can toss her hat into the ring, hoping we forget all this divisive craziness by 2012.

She really needs to be concentrating on keeping her seat in the Senate for New York. Albany is a fickle place, now with a blind Governor who may or may not be that committed to Hillary’s Senate tenure. New York state has the easiest residency stipulations in the nation to qualify for a senate run. And, the truth is that Hillary has run virtually unopposed for her Senate seat, hanging her resume on Bill’s reputation, a legacy which her feckless Presidential run has scuffed and sullied something fierce. It won’t be that difficult to find a competitor that can wash the taste of Hillary and 9ui11iani out of everyone’s hair in 2010.