I am NOT GAY.  I have NEVER BEEN GAY. I will NEVER BE…Well, hello there, “handsome”,...  Oh, sorry, but my neighbor (he’s a looker) just walked by.. I WILL NEVER BE GAY.. Hey wait up, where you going so fast? Is your wife at home? Wanna play?.........

Don’t you have to take your pants off in the handicap stall to be able to achieve a 6-foot wide stance without falling either forward into the door or backward into the toilet? Regular stalls aren’t wide enough to comfortably spread out to a 6-foot stance. Furthermore, Ringling Brothers, Barnum, and Bailey all define that stance as a split, especially in a regular width stall. So, what is this dude, an acrobatic contortionist? Double-jointed?

This idiot is about to be rewarded by the GOP for his stubborn tenacity with an invitation to go “quail hunting” with the Dick Vader Hunting Party. Craig’s not going away as fast as the GOP would like to see him go. Dick Vader’s got this business covered like a mug.

You heard Craig. He is not gay. But then Nixon said that he wasn’t a crook.

Well good for Craig!  This is the first courageous thing he has done during this whole affair.  You go, guy!  Make the Republicans squirm.  In fact, why don’t you announce that are going to run for re-election next year?  That would really make the homophobic Republicans reveal their biases. 
Seriously, was what Craig did in Minneapolis really a crime?  If it was, then every straight male going up to a female in a bar tonight (it’s Friday, after all) should be arrested on the spot as well.  Secondly, maybe Craig will eventually come out of the closet and put his hypocritical fellow Republicans to shame.  Why isn’t the same venom directed at all the other Republicans who did actually commit crimes?

To Larry Craig: Wide stances are bad for your back. Next time visit the stalls where the holes are already cut out for you and it cost 25 cents to see the movie.You may see your friends Mark Foley and Reverend Haggerty
p.S when looking through the stall be careful not to get poked in the eye

So, Craig touched a policeman’s shoe in the toilet.  He put his hand under the divider.  President Bush lied, and then invaded a sovereign nation, contributing to the deaths of a million souls.  The entire Congress is involved in the theft of an entire nation.  President Bush authorized rendition and the torture of suspects.  Craig touched a man’s shoe and put his hand under the divider.  Now, tell me about it.

It was reported on one of the TV stations in this neck of the woods that Craig wanted to retain his seat. I have never heard of a person reserving a seat in the menÂ’s room and getting away with it. Yes, I have heard of parking places, but never toilet bowl seats.

I was just thinking that Senator Craig may have been instructed by the higher-ups in the Republican party not to resign, in order to provide a diversion from the real questions, such as the war in Iraq, which should preoccupy the electorate.  This “Craig circus,” sure to occupy the interest of the media until the elections, should offer some welcome cover and respite to the Republican candidates.

Given his flip flopping and toe tapping, he’ll probably change his mind a run for re-election.

It turns out Larry Craig is quietly building a consensus of other gay republican senators.They formed a club that meets in Larry’s office every friday.It is called “two taps means I love you”.