#101274 by John

I love it John!

Sounds like a kinky jury to me. Meantime, you can be my lawyer anytime, as long as you accept pro bono cases.

I can help with the part where we baffle ‘em with bullshit.

#101109 by John Borowski

Gee John,

Thanks for sharing. (all the details) I’ve gotta admit, you deserved to win that case with the circumcision defense, regardless of whether your client was circumcised or not. If I’d been on the jury, I would have bought it. It’s a two-pronged defense, you could dazzle with brilliance, or baffle with bullshit. Either way, you win.

#101076 by Skruff

...“Shit, do you think this will rekindle a interest in River Phoenix movies?”...

I dunno Skruff. Do you like have a supply of the River Phoenix movies that you’d like to market or otherwise re-cycle?

I just acquired a DVD burner, so maybe we could re-do them? Just a thought.

RAE,(#101050) good observation on the grab bars. (I had to look at the photo again, which made me wonder why it was collected from a Univ. of Texas website, if the toilet is in MSP, but never mind, probably a student tourist or faculty member from UT)

Anyway, the only thing I can suggest on the wide coverage of the grab bars, is that some people are much larger than others, and so these will accommodate a few small people simultaneously, or one large person alone.

It also appears to be large enough to accommodate a wheelchair or other assistive equipment, so that too, could be the reason for the extra grab bar space.

Or, there’s room for the toilet police to handle several suspects at one time, by just handcuffing them all to those grab bars. That way, they only need one cop to cover a whole terminal of toilets.

I’d sure like to know why the “grab” bars in the photo look big enough to accommodate 3 or 4 people simultaneously!

If you were bending over with your pants down and both hands on the bar behind the loo, would that make you eligible to be a “wide” receiver?

Don’t like the stainless steel walls though - damn hard to write on, and nearly impossible to drill a big hole through. What else is a guy supposed to do than go under?

This won’t make me very happy if it brings back pay toilets.

Humm…an interesting observation about this airport, and the people who use it. (I love the part about the women who’s husband had already “visited” the site last week.)

Anyway, it’s curious that it didn’t become a tourist attraction after the major drama that happened last year, when they had the FBI and the CIA come after those Imam from the Muslim Brotherhood Scholars. Remember how they handcuffed all of them, (there were 6, including a blind one) because that passenger had spotted one of them praying?

Now, why wouldn’t THAT become a tourist attraction? Especially in the Era of Terra, and the Boy’s crusade and all.

All this is - is a picture of a damn toilet. What does this say about our society-at-large. Worshipping toilets? The only time I ever did that was when I was stupid enough to drink too much bad wine.

The Minnesota air port’s men room should be named as Larry Craig !