So now I can suffer from my arthritis for another 8 years..whoopie.
Strange they just happened to NOT mention suicide stats in seniors. Hmmmm.

Even if these statistics are accurate we’d be well advised to note that the majority of the next septugenarians will not have healthcare, and probably wouldn’t have had it for some time.  So we should expect a steep slide in those numbers shortly.

What a deal!  Eighty years in wage/debt slavery.  Besides, how likely is it this isn’t just more book- cooking intended to keep the suckers thinking they’re still somehow ahead-of-the-(con)-game. 

Calling such an essentially meaningless statistic “....the good news” is surely yet another example of the allamerican obsession with quantity over quality.  Has anybody looked lately at how many of those who avoid “heart attacks and strokes” will instead spend those bonus years in the semi- oblivion of Alzheimer’s disease?  And part of “....(the) bad news”:  Three dozen other countries’ subject/citizens have even longer half-lives.

When officials and their corporate sponsors run-the-numbers as a big part of their “General Lies,” it is because they know their target-audience is well-trained to be taken-in (and even further confused) by these snowjobs.  “Individuals,” as mere artifacts of the civilizing process, are easy pickings for the privateering predatory classes who own and operate the electro-mechanical and ideological apparatus that mass-produces their hapless victims to begin with.

So again, someone please explain to this old free wild Savage how even more time stuck inside the damned contraption is “....the good news.”

HokaHey!

Hey, this is great news, it means I may have a decade and a half to finish my life’s work and learn how to pray twice a day.