HI,I AM ARESARCH SCHOLAR(M. PHARMA)IV SEM FROM INDIA.I STRONGLY APPRECIATE AND PROGRESSING IN SAME DIRECTION .I AM DEVELOPING MEDICATED CHEWING GUM FOR SIBUTRAMINE(ANTI OBESITY DRUG).

The problem lies squarely between the EARS not the gums!

After a lifetime of yo-yo weight swings, I’ve become a bit of an expert on weight control.

What the experts tell you is true. SHUT YOUR MOUTH and MOVE YOUR ASS. And you will find, OVER TIME, your body will find it’s “normal” weight. That might not put you on some magazine cover but it will be right for you.

I eat at McDonald’s… ONCE A YEAR as a “treat!” Same for KFC and the rest of them. Big Macs and buckets of the Colonel’s birds as regular fare WILL KILL YOU. Repeat… KILL YOU!

For those who do want to continue living my advice is to always prepare your own food… buy NOTHING packaged… only fresh (or frozen) veggies and fruit, small amount of various meats (not processed), WHOLE WHEAT breads and pastas, and eat small amounts of beans and nuts, drink lots of water NOT POP or fruit juice… you will not only feel better, but you’ll lose that flab and live a healthier life.

If you can’t understand that, or don’t want to do it, then please go ahead and gorge yourself… but please die before you pass on your STUPID GENES to offspring and consider that small sacrifice your contribution to society!

The obese subject will have a thick piece of extra sticky chewing gum, impaled over their lips blocking any chance of food from penetrating their mouth, and slipping down their digestive track—the only problem with this technique, is that it may cause suffocation—please contact your physician, if after four hours you still can not breathe.

British scientists have discovered that “chewing”  is both the reason for and the solution to obesity. Why we ever wanted our independence from England is beyond me. Brilliant.

Bush/Cheney should need this gum so they can keep their aggression of human meats and blood under control.