JESUS, MOHAMMED, SANTA CLAUS.... SAME THING!!!!!

Re: Jesus Number Two’ing on Prez and Flag.

Besides a counter-insult, the spoof makes me think of something neither my friends or myself discussed in our young Catholic School days. According to the mythology, Jesus was completely divine and completely human. If he was completely human than he must have been beholden to all the usual human bodily functions, although the notion clashes with Jesus being somehow lily pure and ethereal compared to his family and friends.

I doubt if Jesus peed perfume or dumped gold nuggets. Jesus (if indeed he ever really existed) must have urinated, defecated, and at least sometimes had offensive BO, halitosis, and had godawful teeth as did most people of that time and place. He must have gotten horny after he reached puberty. He had to wear a single garment for days at a time. He must have farted, like the rest of us, and stunk up the surroundings with his fartgas.  And after excretion, he had to clean himself up according to the limited options for doing so 2000 years ago.

I’m curious as to what they planned to do with Muhammed, defecate all over Jesus maybe? Ahhh, you’re always safe with Bush Bashing though. *winks* Even the pope would laugh at that!

Bush is toast...and now he’s compost. What a riposte!

If the creators of Southpark so love the towelheads and hate America and our Christian faith why don’t they go live in Iran. Real Americans do not want them there. I think SP is one of the funniest shows but this was way to far off center. To protect the enemy that attacked us and killed 3000 fellow Americans, and no threatens us with attacks larger than 9/11 is treason.

Finally, an answer to the question “what would Jesus do?”