Rest in peace, Mr. Jackson.

Give it a rest, celebrity journalists

Not that there aren’t a few better things to do in a storm shelter, but does the couple not have a TV set down there? Reporting from my own, in which there is a TV set, I can report storm has yet to pass. Rumors still roiling, and “royaling” (of, if not quite sanctifying of) too: concerning parentage, any usage by means of prescriptions supplied by at-hand “physicians,” and even of whereabouts of the body. Though CNN did report that body is probably somewhere in vicinity of Forest Lawn. But which Forest Lawn, I asked out loud of CNN as I heard and watched TV from bunker? Since there are several Forest Lawns, everyone of them a whole other kind of Neverland. What with statuary both of marble, limestone and granite; and living, both coniferous and deciduous. Then there are temples replete with stained glass (kinda), and so on.

At least Pelosi got one thing right—at long, long last. Though since Speaker (who might do better to speak less) said, “No,” to Jackson-Lee, I’ve wondered if Jackson (Michael, not Sheila) was in the clandestine employ of the CIA. Which, if he was, would explain a whole lot.

Great ‘toon, but stay hunkered. Not yet safe to come up. Might never be safe again, long as Larry King has anything to say about it. And long as pol parties rule on behalf of actual rulers who are donors/sponsors, and long as mega-media “tells it like it is.”