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Posted on Mar 18, 2009

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By WykydRed, March 27, 2009 at 6:33 am Link to this comment


Thank you. I looked it up and it was a very nice thing to say. I don’t get that often. hehehehe.

And no, you are NOT the only wondering about christian96’s insistence on a) calling me Satan and b) telling me to get behind all the time. People say they’re repressed gays all the time. No surprise there! But trust me, the LAST place christian96 would want me is behind him/her! The reasons are myriad and usually involve terrified screaming.

Oh look. Now it wants you to get behind it. All I can advise christian96 to do is go thee hence to Craig’s List and invert thy numbers.

And get off the dope/juice? Yes, people are always lured into humor by having to be on some sort of mind-bending substance ‘cause, gosh, it isn’t in human nature to have a sense of humor because god just doesn’t like such things.

Sheesh. No wonder people are abandoning christunsanity in record numbers! And it’s a LOT more than 11%.

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By christian96, March 26, 2009 at 11:53 pm Link to this comment

LUDAK——Get off the juice and/or dope, pull your
head out of your ___ and look around you.  There
are other people on the planet than your ignorant
self.  Try to love and help others.  There I go!
Trying to reason with Satan again.  GET BEHIND ME

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By Ludak, March 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm Link to this comment

WkykydRed -
Lulz are the corruption of “lols” and denote derisive laughter at someone else’s expense.

Here I mean lulzy in the sense of “engaging in lulz” - whereas those who generate (i.e., are the target of) lulz are epic lolcows, such as christie69 here. Your exchanges with said lolcow are lulzy for you are clearly pwning that n00b with irrefutable logic, but instead of slinking off to be quietly butthurt they insist on trying to argue their point by quoting the Bible, and thus look increasingly ridiculous with each post. Further information can be had by lurking moar at Enclyclopedia Dramatica.

That said, the phrase “Get behind me, Satan!” evokes a mental image of the devil buggering Jesus…but that’s just me.

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By WykydRed, March 23, 2009 at 6:51 am Link to this comment

“By christian96, March 20 at 12:15 pm #

To Wykyred——When Satan began to speak to Jesus
through Peter, one of his disciples, Jesus said,
“Get behind me Satan.”  All I can say to the demons
speaking through Wykyred is “Get behind me Satan!””

Okay. So you’re counting on a ventriloquist, a puppet and a guy who wants the ventriloquist’s hand up HIS ass to make me run?

Hey, did Satan’s lips move? At all? ‘Cause Jeff Dunham’s doesn’t, but his Adam’s apple does. Quite a lot really. But then, he’s not Satan. Walter is.

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By WykydRed, March 23, 2009 at 5:35 am Link to this comment

I’m not sure what to say, Ludak. Mostly ‘cause I don’t know what the hell “lulzy” means, but if it’s got “fabulous” in front of it, it sounds gay so it’s good with me! Thanks. I too love these comments. hehehehehehe. Nap had me laughing on a rough day.

Art is Subjective: Does anyone else think “Adam” looks a hell of a lot like Penn Gillette?....

Maybe that’s not a puppy (but the condom sounds good since they make ‘em glow in the dark…). Maybe it’s a lamb. You know, the whole “the lion shall lay down with the lamb, but the lamb won’t get much sleep” thing? No wonder if glow-in-the dark condoms are involved! Now I’m up all day wondering if Mr. Fish meant the original text read “The Lionel shall lay down with the lamb” but it was changed due to Mormonism.

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By GW=MCHammered, March 22, 2009 at 9:22 am Link to this comment
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God created the Heavens and Earth.
But it was boring (after 5,999 years).
So he begat a man in His image (of course, penis anyone?).
Then he brought forth loneliness (purely for His amusement).
Plus a woman, a serpent, incest, Satan, all evil, free choice then punishment too (for nothing exists without God, the original drama queen).

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By christian96, March 22, 2009 at 9:05 am Link to this comment

God created all the races during the creation during
the first seven days.  Adam and Eve were later added
to be the people from whom the messiah would come.
That’s the reason for all the “begats” in the New
Testament.  To trace Jesus from Adam and Eve.  As
far as “Jews” go.  Most believe Jews are descendants
from the tribe of Judah.  “Israelis” is the more
appropriate connotation for all descendents from
Jacob, whose name was changed to Israel.

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By Ludak, March 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm Link to this comment
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It’s hard to say which is making me smile more - the comic itself or all the wankery going on in the comments below it. Or maybe you really need both to fully appreciate the humour.

The Offended People: You DO realize that in responding to this sort of facetious riffing with the predictable hellfire-and-brimstone litany you’re only inviting more ridicule from “the opposition” and further proving the stereotype of the Religious Nutbag…yes? And even if it were possible (which it isn’t) to “win” an argument on the Interwebs, it wouldn’t actually prove anything In Real Life, except perhaps that you need to get out more.

The Hardcore Irreligious: While I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments, I would suggest voicing them with more care ‘lest you be perceived as sinking to the level of the Religious Nutbag. Besides, paradoxical though it may seem, the lighter the tone used in your dismissal of such superstitions, the more it infuriates said nutbags.

The Logical: Don’t bother. You’ll only get frustration to go with the Antichrist Lecture you’ll receive from the religious, and jaded bastards such as myself will only smirk scornfully at your futile attempts to enlighten the deluded.

Anything else I could say has already been snarked by the fabulously lulzy WykydRed, and gabro’s little quip just sums up my sentiments perfectly.

Haha! The Internet. Hilarity.

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By WykydRed, March 20, 2009 at 8:58 pm Link to this comment

To christian96:

Uhhh….nope. I need to ride in the front otherwise I get carsick and start spewing up all over the seats and stuff. Roll your window up. Jest to be on the safe side.

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By Jack Adams, March 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm Link to this comment
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This cartoon doesn’t make any sense to me.  Mr. Fish can’t mean Adam of Adam and Eve, because they weren’t Christians. They weren’t even Jewish.  If anything, they were Deists.  But beyond that, I suspect that he merely wants to show how hypocritical many followers of Jesus can be in terms of what they say and what they do.  But that’s not a new concept, it began with Peter denying Jesus three times that night.  So what then is the point of this cartoon?  Fish is fishing here, and all he caught was some tangled up thread of an idea and he obviously has no idea of what to do with it.

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By christian96, March 20, 2009 at 9:15 am Link to this comment

To Wykyred——When Satan began to speak to Jesus
through Peter, one of his disciples, Jesus said,
“Get behind me Satan.”  All I can say to the demons
speaking through Wykyred is “Get behind me Satan!”

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By WykydRed, March 20, 2009 at 2:58 am Link to this comment

From “christian96”

” Wake up you ignorant antichrists.  The end is near.  Study the teachings of Christ and follow them.
Not only will the world be better but you’ll be a
better person for it.”

What? You mean like you? No thanks. I doubt the need to bring up YOUR christ’s message about judging other people, shove YOUR standards down other people’s throats and do the Superiority Dance whenever possible and be sure to keep any sense of humor out of your life. It’s the Devil’s plaything, humor.

I’m sure Benjy is real proud of you about now.

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By Nap, March 20, 2009 at 12:54 am Link to this comment
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My Take!? Adam counseling his son to adapt a puppy and use a condom but that little rascal had other ideas. and Eve. No doubt depicted as countless galaxies weighting Adam down and strangling that little..

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By christian96, March 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm Link to this comment

The cartoon comes from an ignorant perverted mind.
If you would study the Bible you would realize Adam
and Eve were placed in a garden after the human race
was created.  Cain was worried about being killed
after he murdered Able.  Who was he worrying about?
If Christian values existed in families and society
we wouldn’t be experiencing the problems confronting
us.  Wake up you ignorant antichrists.  The end is near.  Study the teachings of Christ and follow them.
Not only will the world be better but you’ll be a
better person for it.

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By gabro, March 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm Link to this comment
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Now, Eve came from Adam’s rib. So, in fathering the human race, Adam fucked himself. Explains a lot…

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By Rasho, March 19, 2009 at 10:37 am Link to this comment
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Adam wasn’t a Christian.  Nor was Eve his “sister.”  This is a really not funny cartoon.

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By William DeMente, March 19, 2009 at 7:56 am Link to this comment
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Adam who?

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By WykydRed, March 19, 2009 at 6:17 am Link to this comment

YAAAY! Pardon the laughter. This explains WHY we’re fucked up as a race: inbred insanity.

Now, if you use scientific evidence, it explains nothing but 10 men and one woman forming the genetics of every human being on the planet. But we’re still fucked up, so it all works out.

It’s an old zinger to use on the religious, but score one for Mr. Fish just for using those capes!

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By Miguel, March 19, 2009 at 6:01 am Link to this comment
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Good Christian family values, also include, supporting your lying Christian President whilst he order bombs to drop on innocent children in foreign countries, whilst the President has suspected ‘Terrorists’ tortured and detained for years without being charged of a crime, whilst the political hacks in Washington eliminate all financial regulations allowing Wall Street shysters to enrich themselves and Banksters to siphoned of billions of dollars in so-called ‘Bonuses’ only to bring the US and the rest of the world into near financial ruin, whilst…. well, you get what I’m getting at.
Good Christian family values amount to deception, lies and good ol’ Christian greed!
God I’m glad I’m not a fucken CHRISTIAN!

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