A spoiler is one who cannot win, but is able to deprive a rival of victory. Nader, any Green or Libertarian, is hardly a rival in the money needed to put out the TORO CACA of false promises they make to get a lot of votes. Calling him a “spoiler” is a classic case of blaming one of the many victims of a money - corrupted process. A Conniver is either a conspirator or one who fails to oppose what he or she should oppose. Clinton and Obama both have supported free trade and voted for Iraq war funding bills. I’ll take being called a spoiler when they take being called the connivers that they are! I’ll take Nader’s V.P. job.

My recommendation goes to the goldfish.  At least, unlike our current V.P., he is a top feeder.

Someone told me Ralph wears boxers, so there, Mike!

Mr. Luckovich,

Please stop insulting real animals ! Your comparaison is so brutal and unfair.