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What Would Jesus Do Without a Lawyer?

Posted on Nov 28, 2007

By Mr. Fish

Jesus in a secret prison

TAGS: black site cia guantanamo jesus mideast mr. fish torture

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By tonyf69, December 6, 2007 at 9:15 am #
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Jesus did so have a

Jesus did so have a Lawyer, his name was Judas.

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By GW=MCHammered, November 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm #
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“Oh My Covert Father, Who Art In Obscure Heaven,
Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me To These
COST SHIFTING MONEY FUNNELING ELITE ZOMBIES?”

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By mythbreaker, November 30, 2007 at 10:41 am #
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Mr. Fish, you goto the head of the class, a profound question, made simple.

You must respect Guy Bilout’s work?

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By AuralParadox, November 29, 2007 at 9:24 am #
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The outcome would be completely different, however. It is a lot harder to be a great martyr if you’re tortured, executed, and then cremated in secret.

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By QuyTran, November 29, 2007 at 2:27 am #
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Why didn’t he hire Rudy ?

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By Douglas Chalmers, November 28, 2007 at 11:06 pm #
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He didn’t have a lawyer - that’s the whole point of the crucifixion story, uhh!

Nowadays, if you go into court and represent yourself, they say “you have a fool for a lawyer”.

What has changed? There is NO RESPECT for the individual despite all your enshrined garbage about rights.

Jesus didn’t play the system and he paid the f@ckin’ price, man! What have you all learned since???

YOU ARE ALL STILL SLAVES!!!

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By Jaye, November 28, 2007 at 8:22 pm #
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Jesus didn’t have a lawyer.

Republicans said tonight with no sense of irony in response to a question regarding whether Jesus supported the death penalty that they would pray to Jesus for guidance and wisdom on the matter.

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By purplewolf, November 28, 2007 at 8:03 pm #
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ART IMITATING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF JESUS DID RETURN IN THE TIME OF THE FLAMING BUSH ERA.

MEMO FROM THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION:

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU MIGHT GET BY TORUTRING HIM. BETTER KEEP IT UP, HE IS ONE TOUGH CHARACTER TO CRACK. GOTTA BE A TERRORIST.YEP.

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