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Still ConfessingPosted on Mar 16, 2007By Mr. Fish
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By Christopher Robin, March 20, 2007 at 12:20 am #
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I heard Tony Snow was going to be Mitt Romney’s stunt double in the movies?
Report thisBy Dr. Knowitall, PhD, PhD, March 19, 2007 at 9:08 pm #
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re 59228 Hey Bert, are you from the Boston area? The word, I think, is Blah, not Blar. Anyway, I got a good chuckle, having lived theah 35 yeeahs.
Report thisBy Kol Klink, March 18, 2007 at 11:25 pm #
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...and he admitted to the Brits that he was responsible for the the crusades, the black death, the dark ages and the inquisition.
Hmmm, could be this is the anti christ that the evangelicals have been awaiting, and awaiting, and…
Report thisBy bob, March 18, 2007 at 2:22 pm #
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Why now? That’s the question I haven’t read, or heard anyone ask. Why, after he’s been captured and God knows what done too. I mean what’s the point besides, for some sort of media deversion? Even Don Trump, someone whom I would think would be a part of the Presidents so called base, has made a statement saying this administration is the worst in history. What dumbfounds myself is the number of Americans who, for some reason or another fail or, are unwilling to seperate the reailty from the fantasy; as far as what this administration chooses to share with the very people who pay their salaries. For that matter it seems most Americans have forgotten that they are the Goverment; and everyone in it weather they be in Washington or, their local city or state halls, feed at the public trough known as our taxes. You see there can be no rebublic as we’ve grown to know and accept, if it’s not going to be one for the people and by the people. Or are we sliding slowly but, surly towards some sort of Orwellian future? Have we become the animals on the outside looking in on the pigs and the humans at the dinner table, from one to the other, and unable to differentiate between the two? Has 1984 finally arrived, and what we now are witnessing is life imitating art? Cameras everywhere, 911, the Patriot Act, data mining, total awareness intelligence gathering. Let us not forget the new bogeyman, the one that replaced the one that went down with the Berlin Wall; Terrorism. Something anyone can become if, they fail to go along with the program. Have the Russians really become more like us, and we like them? Terrorism has been a tatic of warfare since the time Cain killed Able. Meaning anyone, if so choosen could be given that label. All it has ever really taken to be given that title is to be someone unwilling to go along with the program. You see as the President even said himself; “You are either with us, or with the Terrorists.” Funny but that the very same feeling shared by King George the I, during the war of Independence for America; so much so, if he had found out who all hand put pen to paper and signed the very cornerstone of our rebublic, they all would hung by their necks until they were dead. Let us not forget were we came from, for if we do God only knows where we are headed.
Report thisBy Bert, March 18, 2007 at 4:36 am #
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Blar blar ba-blar, blar blar de blar blar, blar blar blar blar-ba blar…zzzzz
Report thisBy Silas Stingy, March 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm #
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So long and thanks again for all the Mr. Fishes! I just had to write that!
A question about KFC…oops…KFED…oops…KSM! I always get those mixed up…bucket of KSM…nahh, a video of KFC…nahhh…damn I can never remember! The question…
Why are there no more than two post capture pictures of this guy? Are they afraid that American’s will react badly to his having no nose, ears, or eyes, much less finger and toe nails? Oooo…he sure is ugly!!! And god knows, Americans have a natural aversion to ugly…so this explains a lot.
I just have to wonder if the Decider did some tele-torturing himself, like his Secretary of War, Herr Field Marshall Rumpsvelt did with John Walker Lindh. I mean, if you were the Decider, and you had a shot at using a multi-billion dollar black ops remote manipulator system that had a suite of torture instruments like Darth Vader had in Star Wars, would you say no?
What fun to attach electrodes and control the voltage from half way round the world! How awesome that would have been for him…to actually do some of his own dirty work, albeit remotely. Would have taken several weeks to train him on how to use the system without killing his victim too soon, but I would guess that KSM would have waited patiently for him.
I’m betting the HD-DVD of that one is in his top five, right up there with “Scarface” (never fails to make him laugh!) and the box set of season five of “24 Hours” (he knows a guy who knows a guy). He’s been enjoyin’ that one especially.
But, when it comes time for the really big laughs, it’s “KSM, The Movie” time! Say HELLO to my little saw blade!!! You don’t like that mang…how bout a vice grip on your gonads? Let’s see how choo like havin’ no knee-caps baby! Say HELLO to my little drill…ok, that’s overused, say ahhh!
This is the sickest bunch ever…it no longer matters if this guy did even one of the things they say he’s done, if he’s alive, he’s suffered the tortures of the damned continuously since the day he was captured. I don’t know how long you get in the Spanish Inquisition before your crimes are absolved, but I would think it’s not endless. They either absolve you after you’ve become a drooling vegetable with no arms and legs, or they kill you outright and move on to the next victim.
I’m thinking the W stands for Wickedness.
Report thisBy trantieungoc, March 17, 2007 at 3:19 pm #
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....the niger gate, the WMDs stocpiles in Iraq and Israel, the Halliburton over charges, the killing of innocent people including pregnant women, the raping of children, the tortures at Guatanamo, the use of cluster bombs in Lebanon..the…the…the…
Report thisBy Dr. Knowitall, PhD, PhD, March 17, 2007 at 2:28 pm #
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WHAT!?!?!? RETURN HIS SHOELACES, BELT AND FINGERNAILS?!?!?! Has this country gone soft??
Report thisBy Christopher Cuttance, March 17, 2007 at 10:30 am #
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It does give you hope that nobody now believes a single thing that comes out of the Bush administration. Can we now accept that the Emperor has no clothes and move? Please.
Report thisBy Jaded Prole, March 17, 2007 at 7:41 am #
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And don’t forget the asassination of Archduke Ferdinand!
Great cartoon.
Report thisBy Deb Thoits, March 17, 2007 at 6:16 am #
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After 5 yrs. in a CIA prison and with no attorneys,I am surprised Mohammed didn’t confess to global warming, Katrina, the missing Lindberg baby.
Bush is a compulsive lying coward who will stoop lower than low to promote his illegal fascist wars, torture and more. Wonder what old scum bag Bush and Cheney would admit to doing if they were held 5 yrs. in a Hammas prison without any attorneys?
Solution: impeach Bush & Cheney and put the whole criminal lot of them on trial for war crimes!!!
Hope I have not sugar coated the problem too much.
Report thisBy sassykathy46, March 17, 2007 at 3:54 am #
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Could you get him to confess to altering the balance in my check book - my husband is awfully mad at me for bouncing a itty bitty check.
Report thisBy Christopher Robin, March 17, 2007 at 12:44 am #
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Yes, but did KSM , tell us who he was supporting in 2008? We need to know, so we can vote for the opposite.
Report thisBy John Lowell, March 17, 2007 at 12:28 am #
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Good show, Fishey. Think you’ve caught the flavor of things here.
John Lowell
Report thisBy Jim Morehouse, March 16, 2007 at 11:33 pm #
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Hmm, sounds a lot like my treatment at the last airport I was in. I’m still waiting to get my fingernails back!
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