There’s an ugly little weasel bout three-foot nine

Face puffed up from cryin’ n lyin’ cause her sweet little hubby’

Suckin’ prong part time (in the name of the lord)

Get a clue, little shrew Oh yeah, oh yeah

Jesus thinks you’re a jerk!

Robertson says that he’s the one

Oh he sure is, If Armageddon

Is your idea of family fun,

An he’s got some planned for you!

(now, tell me that aint true)

Now, what if jimbo’s slightly gay,

Will pat let jimbo get away?

Everything we’ve heard him say

Indicated that jim must pay,

(and it just might hurt a bit)

But keep that money rollin’ in,

cause pat and naughty jimbo

Cant get enough of it!

Pat, tell God I need those lottery numbers by the end of the week.

Did he say where?

And I predict, that will be a “rapturous” event for some.