Sarah Palin’s Cheat Sheet

Sarah Palin brought fire to the goofball convention, but she also brought talking points—drawn directly on her hand.

Guess next time Katie Couric wants to embarrass Palin, she’ll have to trick her into scrubbing clean and then ask a nasty gotcha question like “Where is Canada?” or “Federal Bureau of Investigation stands for what three-letter federal agency?”

Meet your 45th president, America: