Harvard the (Fake) Infomercial

Lawrence Summers’ derivative bets may have cost Harvard $11 billion, but we didn’t see this coming. America’s premier training ground for millionaires and unabombers has resorted to late night infomercials. Ever consider a career in bonuses? Act now!

Don’t get too excited. This is (obviously) fake. —PZS

[The Chronicle of Higher Education via Larry’s List]